>Live with Italian girls, both qts but one of them is extra qt
>Was making some Bolognese pasta
>She walks in
>I'm pouring some ketchup on it because I like the sweetness and because I ran out of tomato sauce
>She is horrified, gives me an appalled look
>Leaves
Fuck, she must think I'm human garbage now.
>Bolognese
>ketchup
You are.
You deserved it you fuck
>lives with women you're not married to
Enjoy the eventual rape accusation.
having ketchup in the first place was your error
It's a guilty pleasure, kinda like those people who eat Spam meat with Cheddar.
I'm a good person, I didn't deserve this.
>ketchup
>pasta
I hope you get the eviction notice soon you fucking animal
>add ketchup because no tomato sauce
you could have prevent your mistake if you have done a proper mis en place
>accusation
Just go ahead and kill yourself OP. Do something that benefits the world for a change.
Just ask her to cook for you because you obviously can't do it yourself. Repay her with a good dicking.
Do this
Explain that you ran out of tomatoe sauce and ask her if she can show you how to cook it better next time
Make sure you have a bottle of wine in the kitchen
She's a total idiot too, but it's kinda like an idiot finding out you did something stupid like investing in Bitcoin shit.
>investing in bitcoin is stupid
>bitcoin is now over 1700 usd per coin
nocoiners buttmad
I'll take things that didn't happen for $600 Alex
Don't be silly, bro.
Don't be autistic, "pal".
>Stupid to invest in Bitcoin
>it's up 66% in under a month
Please, I doubled my investment in no time.
>I'm a good person, I didn't deserve this
>guilty pleasure
you did derserve it, and you know you did
do what he said. make sure its good wine.
underrated post
dude girls love bad boys, you'll be smashing in no time trust me brah
I keep it for company.
(But sometimes put it on a burger)
And bolognese
And steak.
user don't do this. It works and you don't deserve it.
Fucking ketchup in your pasta... what's next, pineapple on your pizza?
Unironically kys
Im trying to get him some cute italian pussy and improve his cooking
I'm being ironic
people eat that?? on purpose???
>>Live with Italian girls, both qts but one of them is extra qt
>>Was making some Bolognese pasta
>>She walks in
>>I'm pouring some ketchup on it because I like the sweetness and because I ran out of tomato sauce
>>She is horrified, gives me an appalled look
>>Leaves
Be careful OP. This is how the Amanda Knox story started.
75% chance you don't live through the night.
You spelled "moron" wrong
Spam is delicious, cunt.
Never been to Hawaii?
Kek