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I was quitting yesterday but I fucked yhat up. Today is the day

if your objective is to quit, god speed cu/ck/, if not then welcome back to the club. been drinking after working out so...kinda shooting myself in the foot. but, according to my caloric intake I'm below what's needed to lose weight so...fuck it.

This is autism

I've gotten to the point where I'm going through the week without a drink.

Problem is I'm feeling good and I tell myself that I'll keep it up but when I finish work for the week I inevitably find myself excited to finish work, looking forward to a drink and buy a bottle on the way home.

Then I end up going through 2-3 bottles over the weekend which whilst still less than before is still far more than I should be drinking and is impeding my self improvement, weight loss and savings.

I don't know why I've been able to build up the fortitude to say no through the week but still cave on the weekend.

youtube.com/watch?v=qstUxos2cBs

>tfw reading the book while drunk
>I don't know what the fuck Joyce means by that but it *sounds* funny

Drank 2 lokos a pint iif brandy and bottle of wine what all did you have ?

Same here. By the end of the week I start feeling normal again and fuck it all up. I think im getting to old for this, it takes me days to fully recover.

the ultimate autism, the one that permeates, draws others into it. why you responding? stop being a faggot and have a good time. but yeah,
>This is autism

Rub vinegar on self gtfo here. Thats something a faggot would do and only a retard would recommend

your excitable and BORED. mainly BORED. I dunno if you're the introverted or extroverted type but what's stimulating (aside from hooch)? Excitable meaning you take external influences to interact with your own internal architecture and make the decision "fuck it, these seems like a good idea". Nothing wrong with a party
I'm a massive faggot, like the massive(es) of faggots. IQ wise...luckily not documented...yet. but you do have some wisdom to you post. infrequent it may be.

Sorry son

Fuck off I'm the one who asked and it makes sense if you've ever smelled apple cider vinegar... but something like tea tree oil would be better... however the problem is my damn booze breathing all night once I pass out, and it won't go away with oil

I'm slowly getting used to being a functioning alcoholic. I'm still upsetting my family in a small way but I've toned it down enough that I'm doing well at work and might even get promoted soon.

It's a strange feeling. If I could hold it down in this way I might never stop.

>your excitable and BORED. mainly BORED. I dunno if you're the introverted or extroverted type but what's stimulating (aside from hooch)? Excitable meaning you take external influences to interact with your own internal architecture and make the decision "fuck it, these seems like a good idea". Nothing wrong with a party

Definitely introverted and I'd say I am bored but I don't do anything when I drink. I just shitpost and watch football, sitcoms or movies I've seen before.

I suppose alcohol makes boredom tolerable though.

clearly the solution is to drink the tea tree oil instead

>I suppose alcohol makes boredom tolerable though

And that's the botton line of why a lot of introverts here drink. We're pretty boring people and alcohol makes it tolerable. It's why a lot of people smoke weed too.

So the court appointed addiction specialist therapist that I have to go see once a week says that I need to go find a support group since Muh door knob Muh powerless is retarded.

What other options are there?

the cat that said your bored:
>that's a personal problem
if you see it as a problem the act upon it. if you're bored then you're boring as a person. that's what it comes down to. BORED: YOU ARE BORING. excite yourself, you know what's interesting to you. hell, hunting, fishing, violence...like calculated violence where you can get away with it. hobbies...stuff like that. like. depends if you wanna learn or not...or keep you brain malleable

Calling someone boring doesn't necessarily help dude.

Well, i do like going out at night to the local park and strangling ducks. I guess i can do that more often

it's not supposed to help. you're boring. you're bored. you can fix it...if you want to. that's all on you.
strangle more, find out strategies how you can continue it, not get caught. be strategic. you know yourself.
>Have fun

Woke up three times last night shivering like christ and throwing up. Didn't drink much of anything last night. Pretty sure it was acute withdrawl from the last 8 days of binging.

Said I wouldnt drink tonight, and yet here I am sucking down most of a fifth.

>sucking down a fifth
Solo, or with friends, if you have actual friends.
have fun but be safe. so long as your in your room you'll be fine. kinda envious. pint didn't shit for me.

I just bought a $60 ticket to some university craft beer festival.

bakersfieldcraftbeerfestival.com/projects/

I am thinking of bringing a pair of sunglasses. Three bottles of water and earplugs along with a shitty towel from the dollar store so I can sit on the grassy areas of campus. Should I bring some sun screen if I am gonna be outside for ~ 4 hours?

any other festival going fags have tips?

I'm thinking about making some mead. Looking for a solid recipe.

I started to read this post with the aura of the rest of al/ck/'s depression and hate, but it actually sounds like you're just gonna have a good time
seems like fun
laying in a glassy field in the midday sun sounds so nice around now. I miss working outside, those late-afternoon breaks, laying in the grass with a nice cool breeze going. I loved those days.

>save up for some brewer's yeast

it costs 50 cents a packet online, waiting on that big paycheck to see if you can swing it?

Went to see a psychiatrist today. Thinking of starting Antabuse. What do you think, lads?

get ready to puke a lot

I am a kissless handholdless virgin and I hope I dont spill my spahetti around all the chad frat bros and staceys. none of my friends are going with me

Lol, user is correct though--if you're bored, it's literally because you are boring. So your choices are 1. Drink to not be bored or 2. Find something to do sober to not be bored.

This is all true regardless if it hurts someone's feelings to be called boring.

>if you wanna swing it
with the person in mind, yeah. and condoms. it's already sterilized. I'm thinking long term hobby based interest. I wanna do the $20 brewers yeast.If the other person falls thew, I still have enough mass to do it. It's gonna be hobo wine at first. I know the person I can test it on.

I feel that. I'm sure it'd be nicer with a friend, but you're going with you! Have a nice time! Don't worry about the chads. Hell, it's a craft beer festival. it's for nerds anyway.

That wasn't me.

I need a drink.

drink it. better be proper

This gives me pause. I spent Saturday night in a hotel room. I was trying not to drink too much, so I think I had like two glasses of wild turkey, and I tossed and turned for hours, and didn't fall asleep for real until 8am.
I thought it was the combinations of an uncomfortable bed, and being away from my partner and my children both for the first time... In y ears, but now I am thinking that I just didn't drink enough. Maybe it was everything.

Go away Randy, we don't like your type around these parts.

They are your parents, they are going to know if you are drinking at home. But a ywats . Try not doing mixed drinks or letting that strong stuff sit uncovered.

Do shots or swig straight from the bottle I guess. The less contact booze has with the air the less likely to stink, also trying burning scented candles

What?
Doorknob?

Okay, I'm gonna try and stay sober for 1 day.
I need to be able to do this, fuck, only 10 hours until alcohol sale ends, fuck

Oh, what have I done.

On day 4
Can cash my check in 5hrs and all I have to do tomorrow is mack Mac and cheese/ chicken tendies for 60 kids.
Got a quarter coming for a event I did Monday.
Prime rib Thursday but I don't give a fuck.
So all in all 6\10

>1 day
Whatcha gonna do to pass the time?

What are ya goin on about?

I have absolutely no idea

Huh, it seemed like you were tossing around a coherent thought in your head and but somehow that post came out of it.

>Tfw losing memory like crazy
What the fuck, I am literally losing days, I can't remember a single thing I've done in the past 2 days, and I have been completely sober this entire time, I have no fucking clue what is going on

Got money in da bank.
Shorty whacha drink?

I have a long week end but I'm gonna buzz light year though it.

Sorry I thought someone replied to something else. Disregard that post

No you were the wild onei was talking about. Have you been drinking tonight?

You probably don't remember making a similar post previously either

That means you died and this Is hell. Embrace hell.

It comes back with abstinence. At least for me anyways.

I'll be foggy for a minimum of a few days of sobriety.

>on day 4
>day 4
I sequestered beer from work on Sunday to keep my buzz going.
Got 10 dollars from the togo girl today on a guilt trip.
Yeah I'm a pure shithead.

I dont know why I left.
Guess I thought Tennessee was a better stop.
Still haven't stopped
I just want to go home
Where even is home?
>last few months
>home is wherever I could scrounge enough coin to buy booze.

Where ya work?

Why can't booze just fix my problems again?
Why can't I go back.

In a kitchen.
Gonna grab another Steve windwood
youtu.be/Adw772km7PQ

Why am I listening to this

In 2 hours I can go get some beer! Yes! And uh its going to be the last one. For a long time.
>just gonna have one

>Le alcholic is so trendy xD

lol i have ascites and i'm shitting bloody tar lulz i'm so trendy

Yep thats why we drink it.
To be cool and trendy
R-right guys?

Hour and 40 min. Until liquor sales start. FUCK.
I need a drink

Now ive done picked trendy scabs on my fuckin face.
I have got to stop picking my face

Think you're in the wrong thread

Go on...

Na hes just on day 4 and tried to get a bunch of coherent thoughts out of his brain. But it did not translate well

Go on about what? Every motherfucking time dope gets smoked I break out. Then I pick my face to death. Then I get drunk and pick the scabs absentmindedly. Fuck
>shit

So how did you come by that intuitive post knight rider?
Its may....
I have not drank less then 15 days of 2017.
Thought these threads were not about one uping each other and more of a way to vent about our lives.
Fuck you.

Dude I think its because you were rambling about prime rib and 6/10 ,not him but I assumed you were drunk and maybe posted a rate in the wrong thread

Trendy fukn scabs are gonna keep me from getting a job I feel it must find makeup must find makeup must

Well as stated your post did not translate well. Just a bunch of incoherent rambling bull shit. So you're on day 4 now huh? Well good for you, now go make your Mac and cheese and tendies shove them up your ass

>6/10 ,not him but I assumed you were drunk and maybe posted a rate in the wrong thread
6\10 Kent week so far.
Still have mothers day brunch and my best expo is going on vacation.
I swear I will throw our new guy in the weeds and run grill and be a secondary expo before I go to that bitch position.

Can't believe i'm still getting stalked by gnomes. Even across state lines they still find a way to weasel their way into my schedule.
I am being set up
Help

Sitting at a month of sobriety today. Feels good man. Still broke, but it's nice to spend money on food and shit that I want rather than bottles of cheap vodka

Hello head trauma bro, uni still going ok? Not missing any classes, are we?

But seriously get to a doctor.

congradulations

Note that it will never be known or forgotten Pixies Humanoids very little eccentric humor, curiosity and courage. Obvious that there are a few elements of history, but a very small number of small and invisible gnomes compared to most other races, with the average height varied between 3'0 "- 3'6" (0.9 to 1.1 meters) and weight range 40-45 pounds (18-20 kg)

Got to get rid of these gnomes
Get rid of these trendy scabs on my face
Get a job
Hopefully Grandmother dies soon
stop drinking
find a way to go back to Alabama
Get out
>Getout
How do I set traps for gnomes?

Wilbur looked forward to a visit each day from Fern. All the animals trusted her because she was quiet and friendly. And they felt comfortable enough around her to break into well choreographed song and dance routines every once in a while."

huh when you put it like that.

disregard this question
cant trap the gnomes in my head, just the actual gnomes. but they are in a different state so im not worried. no need to set traps

Tie the gnomes to a mattress and throw them in a pool.
It'll take a Keebler Fudge cookie to get them out.

All pigs have a spider lover.
Do not forgef

How can you tie down their magic?
This all sounds a sort of insanity saying it out loud but
>A gnome caught me
>Cursed me
Now I am drinking myself to death to get the gnomes out of my head.
Their influence originally stopped at the state line, but this time i moved all my belonging to Tennessee and now they are here. Not physically but their agents or magic or something.
>I think they followed me
>by planting something in my belongings.

When I get back to my house after I leave this hidden cot in a basement I will have to search my stuff.

Tell him you're using an online support group. Which you are.

Wooo stores are open!

wait no, cant buy beer till 8am.
fuck