Alright everyone, we've 'found' a whole mess of new poems by Rupi Kaur and would appreciate the help of everyone in getting them all out to her fellow fans. Blast these out on insta, facebook, twitter, whereever and whenever you can
Fresh new poems by the songbird of the web, and all in an easily digestible and passable format. It'll be awhile to post them all up, but they're a coming
This one is wrong, it needs to be in lowercase, and the font is different.
Landon Collins
also needs to be a line drawing...
Jayden Bailey
you should at least try and make ones that don't look obviously fake LMAO
Matthew Johnson
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Robert Hill
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Daniel Cook
this one is real, you fucking faggot!
Gabriel Scott
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Nathaniel Rivera
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Nicholas Bell
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Oliver Wilson
The spamming will attract less suspicion if we add her originals to the mix.
also, it would be funny if we get to a point we're no one remembers which ones are hers and which ones are ours
Leo Gutierrez
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Isaiah Flores
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Leo Gonzalez
I already can't tell dude
We just need cleaner images, that's literally the only way anyone can tell
We should make one of those >Line from Finnegans Wake, or Chief Keef? pictures with like dozens of them side by side, the best fakes vs. the pooinloo's real ones, and you can grade yourself to see how many you got
Jackson Adams
Anyway I'm going to sleep.
I might make some insta accounts tomorrow if this whole thing is still going.
Although I'm pretty sure there's only three of us at most who actually want to get it off the ground.
>that NEET life yo
Kevin Morris
>Veeky Forums creates (somewhat) amusing parodies of rupi kaur >over-enthusiastic anons decide to try and meme it everywhere on the internet >actually works to a degree and some people get confused >chaos reigns >rupi kaur catches wind of it and writes piece about being victimised by racist white males >various internet news sites report on how Veeky Forums's literature board is victimising a coloured female poet because of misogyny >thousands of /pol/tards who don't care about good literature at all flood the board because that's what they think we are >daily sjw/alt-right threads increase exponentially and swallow the board you heard it here first lads
Brayden Turner
0 subtlety and it doesn't even read like her
Nolan King
some other user made this
Dylan Wilson
So the same thing as now?
Chase Moore
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Jaxson Adams
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Gavin Thomas
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Elijah Mitchell
I wrote that Did not care about any of that, I just wanted to insult her that's all
Nathan Butler
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Zachary Lopez
And for that matter
Dominic Martinez
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Thomas Young
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Charles Kelly
Checked Nice
Gabriel Robinson
Witnessed
Nolan Robinson
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Jonathan Reed
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Nathan Moore
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Jaxson Rivera
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Kayden James
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Hudson Turner
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Ethan Lewis
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Jeremiah Walker
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Austin Roberts
Beautiful addition
Jace Rodriguez
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Samuel Price
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Ryder Green
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Eli White
here's one i shat out in 15 minutes
Hudson Howard
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Ian Scott
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Hudson Green
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Charles Lee
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Adrian Scott
>tfw can't tell if these are real or not >tfw I have no face
Christian Jenkins
Should someone start an IG for this? I still like the idea of having a latinx pansexual genderqueer punk gurl posting one of these a day.
We could gauge traction by followers, and promote the eventual book once we've got a decent platform. Plus that'd enable us to "reveal" the hoax by putting the >lel this is no discernable talent meme & sugar poem at the end of the collection, so people actually pay money to get let down.
I'll start an account in 2 hrs unless Veeky Forums would rather do something else.
Jack Watson
Spamfollow bunch of different accounts under the tags feminism, poetry, reading etc. To quickly gain traction
Jonathan Morales
I've been genuinely considering doing this for a few months now. Start a fake poetry collective with a few members who make a similar type of poem. Keep it subtle and totally straight-faced. See what happens. (Probably nothing but sounds like fun regardless). Will go for it if enough, quality, interest is aroused.
I think it's at least due in part to the fact that this already spamposted memepoetry is everywhere and of low quality and is more or less only popular because of muh feminism. Don't get me wrong, I think all the alt-right betacucks that are scared that women might be better than them at something are fucking retarded, yet, I think this poetry is even worse.
Camden Thompson
I really hate mindless poetry, because I've started to study and write, and this destruction of beauty annoys me, desu
Michael Miller
kek. funniest one, and nice numbers.
Parker Butler
Here's something I wrote for this, don't think it would fit with the tone you all are going for now. Sad, because it's basically my masterpiece.
There's a bomb in my dingdong Isis made me do it Shoved it down my weinerhole لطيفة القضيب دونالد As the clock ticks The cock blinks Oval Office lock clicks Open the door Fall on the floor Everyone died cuz'a my dickbomb -Donald J Trump, Posthumous
Leo Edwards
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Parker Collins
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Isaac Baker
I hate that I can't comment on things like this because I don't want to be associated with basically anyone. If I criticise her shit /pol9k/ will think I'm opposing it on ideological grounds because she's a brown feminist woman and not because it's shit non-poetry.
Tyler Myers
she should read some poetry
Camden King
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Aaron Hall
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Elijah Clark
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Easton Morris
>What you dont realize is all the frustated Veeky Forumsizens in this thread are originally alt-right /pol/ fags wrong
Connor Gonzalez
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Nathaniel Gray
laughed hard
Gavin Brown
>yfw Veeky Forums's own Ern Malley affair becomes the foremost work of instapoetry and an object of critical acclaim for decades to come