Ketchup is shit compared to mayo on fries

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Ketchup is vegan

okay good point
i should try some more high quality ketchup without any added sugar or hfcs

It's also a hell of lot healthier. Fry health memes aside, that's like an extra 600+ junk calories you are just throwing on your lunch.

Ketchup only goes with fries, by law.

Triggered

based

i eat it with sweet potato fries though i'm sure it's just as good on regular fries

>Not putting ketchup on your sausage sizzle

>mayo
>on anything
>ever
>for any reason

truth

Extra garlicky aioli coming through, plebeians.

There are lots of really good vegan mayos these days

I don't care what you want to >>DIP

Coarse ground spicy mustard is the superior fry companion.

malt vinegar > mayo > ketchup
This is objective fact.

try mixing the top two and you've got a god tier condiment

Try both on fries desu

mayo is a dead meme
BBQ sauce is the only condiment for fries

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This is the best in the world

>tfw I just mix ketchup mayonnaise and mustard together

The thing I liked most about Belgium was the fuckton of different dipping sauces you can get with the fries.

TARTAR SAUCE
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>Not using tartar sauce

you euros just love your cum don't you?

i love me some mayo but only mayo with fries? no thanks

>not mixing both
It's called fry sauce for a reason.

Such as?

>implying amerifats don't literally drink mayo with their food

We don't, fatty. Yuroslobs and Japs are more obsessed with mayo than we are.

>OBSESSED

Fries with mustard > malt vinegar > ketchup > mayo

Is correct

Mayonaise mixed with peri-peri is a god tier chip dip.

>mixed with peri-peri
Just call it hot sauce. The name literally means "pepper pepper".

Fry sauce is best on fries. Ketchup + mayo.

Which might not matter if you could do with extra calories.

sure thing champ, you fucks are most obese in the world and then you say shit like that?
what am i obsessed about ?

Get a load of this shart in the mart!
You triggered much, fucking fat faggot?

>what am i obsessed about ?
Americans, thus you disparately looking for any opportunity to talk about them.

Mayo was popular with the poor in the old ages because... Well, it's egg and lard, basically. And vinegar. There's a shit ton of that around everywhere.

Ketchup was only eaten by wealthy individuals back then because tomatoes were not native to Europe and were expensive to import in.

peasants swerve