Anybody here can actually understand Monads and how to construct large programs that use IO?

Anybody here can actually understand Monads and how to construct large programs that use IO?

Pic unrelated.

Don't worry guys, I know how to deal with poorly disguised bait trap link threads like this one.


ALLAHU AKBAR BITCH I'M TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME

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You'll not shit up this board with girl(male) discussions.

I believe in this place, that people can come here and actually talk about things that aren't endless trolling and purposeful retardation.

/v/ should have died long ago
BURN ME MODS AND BURN THIS THREAD

Death to those who would corrupt the goodness of Veeky Forums

I will be the antibody to your corruptive vessel

LONG LIVE Veeky Forums
LONG LIVE Veeky Forums

may /v/ be ground to dust

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MODS MODS MODS

HIDE BAIT THREADS
IGNORE BAIT POSTS
REPORT BAIT POSTERS

A day may come when the courage of channers fails, when we forsake our fags and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of SJWS and baitposters when the age of Veeky Forums comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good board, I bid you stand! Veeky Forumsfags of Veeky Forums!

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You could just ask this in /g/, they really like haskell there.

This board deserves better than you

:^)

are furries the next evolution of humanity?

الله أكبر!

>claims i'm cancer
>posts cancer

a;sldkfj

/v/ suffered death by a thousand cuts

I refuse to let those kind of bait threads gain a foothold here.

Yeah this guy is way worse than any programming question

So much """( ( ( related ) ) )""" pics

This, I only posted that pic because it looks like someone asking a question.

How the fuck is this bait?

You'd better tell the mods then

But if you don't believe me just look at /v/ and /tv/ and all the other boards that bridge the gap between the cesspool of /b/ and here.

It starts slowly, but they all succumb to avatarfags and tripfags and baitposting with traps and furries and trannies and underage.

Not that this board is perfect, but it is one of the few vestiges of honest unhindered intellectual discussion.
The iq/racebaiting threads along with the flat earth threads and syntactically unspecific math problems are bad enough, and I refuse to let Veeky Forums slide off into that abyss.


So by all means, please call the mods, I'm happy to get nuked if it means things like this go away, if only for a little bit.

Know threads that are designed to derail when you see them.

Protect the purity of Veeky Forums

>because it looks like someone asking a question
>the only picture he has of someone asking a question is exactly one where it is a feminized boipussy.

Sure you did pal, back to /killyourself/

Inform the mods then, wipe this thread off the board

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The other one is a woman shitting, not exactly much better.

Veeky Forums's mods aren't very active. It's going to be awhile before your gay furry porn gets removed. You are the cancer.

Only gay furries keep gay furry porn on their computers

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Why do you have such a disgusting picture folder.

And why does the guy bombing you have so much fucking disgusting shit. How did this happen. Isn't this a board of enlightened 300 IQ math majors like me? Why are my fellow superior human beings masturbating to such disgusting crap?

I don't fap to those pics, those are temporary pics that I'll eventually delete.

not hard to find this on this website

unless you want to see people unironically flooding the board with this, report this thread and you can report me too

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Sure you will pal, sure you will. Now, remember, there is really nothing wrong with being gay. But there is something wrong with liking traps, it means that you are Hitler and should kill yourself.

No, I'm not a pussy. I don't care if you post this. I am just surprised that someone in this board would masturbate to something so filthy. You are not a math major right? Right? Engineer?

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report the thread if you haven't already and ask again

since announcing reports is against the rules

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You do know that mods could just ban you and delete only your posts/delete your pictures.

There is no guarantee that OP's filth will disappear.

>thread
So this is what educated people do on their spare time

It's possible.

But I'm willing to risk it.
I appreciate this place too much to chance it degrading like so many other boards.

Intelligent people are hard to come by on the internet, those with or actually (no pre-med type bullshit) advanced degrees are harder to come by still.
And to have them in a place like this where they can freely express their opinions is a very very rare thing.

If this board achieves even a fraction of the dysfunction of say /v/ for instance, then they'll leave and start a cascade of users like them.
Even before this, it will become impossible to make meaningful threads and have meaningful discussions.

so report it

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nobody here actually has a degree. most are freshmen or """"""autodidact""""" NEETs.

I agree but what about the already existing /pol/posters?

Why don't I see you fight the good fight in their threads?

Nah i'm kinda enjoying your dump freakboi

You might be surprised.

I've talked with people from legit top 10 universities that have forwarded me theirs and other's papers that you could normally only find in big name journals.
This is of course if you ask nicely and actually contribute to discussions, and it's a real lifesaver when they're not on libgen or something similar.

It's probably going to be hours before this furry porn is removed

Part of it is guilt.

If you see the botw screencaps of trap link, a fair amount of those were mine.
I intentionally flung them across the internet into the spots where I thought they'd create the most butthurt, mostly to irritate a conservative religious friend of mine who's a big fan of the series.
I also did the same thing with the image of him standing by that gerudo guard with the labels 5" and 12" respectively.
And boy did it ever work.

And while I can't guarantee that putting those in a bunch of places where they were likely to be reposted and artistic communities would inspire art, I have seen one hell of a lot of both, and those sort of threads ruined a lot of discussion on /v/.

So at the risk of sounding presumptuous, I felt guilty. /v/ was very shit at that point already, but I thought back to every troll comment that I'd made, and remembered that the board and this site did used to be better, and even if i couldn't realistically change the course of a board that was already AIDS, then maybe there was still stuff left preserving on other boards.

So seeing the op image set me off.
This board is relatively untouched by such things.
It can fall so far.

As for /pol/, I haven't started, but it's an interesting proposition.

I know that when pol got merged with /mlp/ for april fools, a lot of those who actually wanted to discuss politics were pleased as the ponyfags drove off the nazi/baitthreads/the_donald types.

So maybe, but there are so many of them.
But a large purpose behind these posts for me is to provoke an immune response of sorts, so that people will better recognize and respond to deliberately off-topic and stupid threads.

What do you think should be done?

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Do your part to keep this board clean and report the thread and all others that try to deliberately bait or engender off-topic discussion.

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>What do you think should be done?
You have great material that could trigger /pol/ the fuck out.

You have a great power, and with great power comes great responsibility. It is your responsibility to bomb /pol/ threads. You must do it.

Fuck those pictures are top tier cancer. /pol/ was a mistake.

what the hell happened here?

mods=gods

Some barneyfag tier autist declared war on /v/

kek

Who's barneyfag?
I don't go on /v/ so.

You are in for a ride

Honestly I think a lot of people just got so triggered from ponies due to reaction formation. Most people are over that now right? It's been like 7 years.

>monads
>large programs
Sorry, but FP is only for small toy programs and bragging rights.

Yeah, but, wouldn't it be easier to reason about programs if they were more concrete like in Haskell. (Strong Types)

what a legend kek