Need dino tendies

>need dino tendies
>no microwave
>oven to dirty, cant use it house would fill with smoke
>have a frying pan and found a bowl

Fuck im a genius.

Take a picture of your kitchen and post it.

CLEAN YOUR STOVE

>remember i own no plates
>find a pizza box
>going to enjoy tendies

I detest you.

>forgot i dont own a table
>go outside and find a chair
>nice two milk crates too

Need them tendies

Shit too much sodium need a drink.

Dude what the FUCK? How destitute are you?

>thirst quenched

lol, is that a wire or a root?

Is this an art project

depressing

>ketchup and mustard stored upside down
this is the most triggering thing you have posted so far

posted too soon. kys already bud do everyone a favor.

theyre right side up, though, cant you fucking read

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topkek

stop

No, this is good. I like this.
Op, please post more.

>storing your ketchup and mustard in antichrist position
>the right way

Put me in the screen cap redditfag!

A guest has arrived! Time to make a fancy meal.

>it's another op reposts images he found at reddit episode

Well i better break out the fine china

Oats

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Did you already finish your tendies?

Need some tuna.

Oat tuna

holy fuck my sides this pantry

Why is your house so empty OP? Are you just moving in it or something?

Yeah they were good i burnt them though. Heat was too high

Nigga what the fuck? You okay?

I kind of used to live like this, desu
I slept on an air mattress and had no other furniture, but I had just left abusive home and they couldn't find me, was the first time I felt real joy
probably helped that i got free food from work

Found some fish

Pan nice and hot

How does it look OP?

how fucking high are you?

KITTY!

OP pls...

I too enjoy the fine life

Do you have a basement?

>he has sheets on his floor mattress
>no bloodstains

this reminds me of that guy who had a 2nd house and would just trash the shit out of it and cook weird stuff.

what was his name? misao? masao? i gotta find those videos again later.

Wa la!

holy fuck can we help you somehow

Do you own Salt or Pepper

Do you need an adult

masaoHF
he's genuinely insane and also a hoarder

The meal was a hit!

Nice! What's with the hanging wire?

people that live like this should not be allowed to own pets or at least be monitored regularly, as it jeopardizes an innocent animals life

Masaokis

He moved some time after making his original videos, I don't think he actually had two homes

I feel bad for your cat

There was a wall there with a bookshelf built into it. On one of the shelves there was a lamp which was connected to that wire.

I found her outside my home. She comes and goes as she pleases

well thats a relief.
She looks pretty healthy so shes probably a neighbors, dont fucking poison her with your shitty food though

Just like every pussy ever...

Whats wrong with my cooking?

this guy is definitely a heroin addict

good job OP one day i wish to be half the man you are

Thank you sir. Ill return with another cook along thread

do eurofags actually live like this?

>all these underaged faggots shocked poor people exist

this thread is surreal af, is this an art project?

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Heya OP, do you have a job? Which country are you in?

Looks like modern art.

Who are you going to kill or who are you stalking

a master class, OP, thank you

>Veeky Forums filename
nice try bucko

Is that cat food?

>destitute

OP has tendies, pop, electricity, internets and a kitty. what more does a man need?

Shit, are you my neighbor?

>Having to masturbate the keptchup bottle every time you buy some chips

no, but Americans do

Yes its is. Meow mix

>Nobody notices a section of the wall is missing

Is your house and life just a series of memes?

You're making me sad, OP.

u feeling alright

Kek

>not keeping your wanking hand in tip top wanking shape

please OP, I will give you (You)'s for more photos of your manor

you'd better not be feeding that cat the onion and garlic in your ketchup you fucking nightmare of a person

There are many indications in the photos that OP is in America.

how do you call your cat ? also keep posting your cat.

Yes
If the thread is up later ill cook some more food
Im not sure where she is. I think she is sleeping outside

you better be taking care of thatt cat properly you disgusting piece of shit

Strategically placed for post dinner suicide

Dear lord what kind of paint thinner do you sniff in the morning to end up like this

This thread will go down as one of Veeky Forums's masterpieces

judging by these photos a job

WHY CAN'T THESE BE STANDARDIZED

These images have fucking layers my sides.

>14 competing standards
>introduce new standard
>15 competing standards
this is how (((they))) win

You a good op.

Cat in box

кoт в кopoбкe

>>need dino tendies
No, you don't.

>>no microwave
>>oven to dirty, cant use it house would fill with smoke

That's fine, deep frying works better anyway.

>>have a frying pan and found a bowl

Fail 100%

What the fuck is this thread lol