I wrote a poem for my 18 yo classmate who I plan to confess my love to. Tell me what you think, please

I wrote a poem for my 18 yo classmate who I plan to confess my love to. Tell me what you think, please.


I love a girl with bright blue eyes
Her tongue it speaks of love not lies
If she'd command me down on her
I'd quickly fall then on my knees
And would not mind I aim to please
Till she would like a kitten purr

I love a girl with fire hair
Her soft lips touch I could not bear
around my cock for more than one
a quarter of an hour but
If I could stick it in her butt
Then all my worries would be gone

I love a girl with virgin thighs
A redhaired maid with bright blue eyes
And speak to her of love not lust
However if she seeks to know
Physical love, a hearty plough
My nut in her I'd gladly bust

Don't do it. Terrible, terrible poem and she's going to think you are a creep.

don't

>I wrote a poem for my 18 yo classmate who I plan to confess my love to

Why do people still do that?

They're teenagers who think they know everything

redpillers?

>not realizing it's a joke

Because teenagers actually do this sort of thing...

>If I could stick it in her butt
>Then all my worries would be gone
Why do you want to get shit up your urethra? What's the appeal?

...

this isn't even good shitposting you guys, congrats to falling for bad bait

kek I'm dying m8

accurate

Don't just give her a copy of Schopenhauer's On women

Just tell her that she's your property

>"""confessing""" your love
Stop watching anime and just ask her out.

ben. here you go

Love it, do it

Your poem is shit.

But damn Allen Casey has got me going. I would pay a lot to do very deranged actions to, with, and recive from her.

Where do I find this Allen Casey? All I get are male lawyers.

>writing poems in 2017

Nobody seriously does this, right? It's all just post-post ironic retards making slam poetry right?

Image search ops picture. Leads to her 9gag account.

My bad. Shes allisen casey. Her 9gag is online plus like 10 other pica of her on some mexican site.

>9gag
I'd rather not.

But she has good pictures on the spic site.

it's acceptible in two situations
1. if you're under 12 or so and people aren't self aware enough to cringe at that
2. if you're in a very specific social circle or situation that warrants it (eg, you're already in a relationship with an artsy cutie and giving her a poem for valentine's / her birthday / whatever)

anything else, dont do it, burn the poem, go see a professional on your lack of social awareness, kill yourself with a blunt object repeatedly

regardless i dont feel like the quality of the poem really factors in.

hahahaha, that's fucking golden. I love it.

And like that I have found a real picture of her and my urge to pay upwards of 10k for someone to kidnap her and bring her to me so i can break her mind into a sex toy is gone.

Now she is as boring to me as an american door.

Humbert Humbert II?

>ownership
spooky

Nah. Im more fucked up and am interested in 17-50 year olds.

And when I fuck I say fucked. Not descriptions of flowers and trees.

Do you actually talk to this girl?

I don't know if you're serious or not, but regardless please don't send it. You'll only regret it later and want to kill yourself. Just talk to her and tell her how you feel in person. Believe me, I learned the hard way.

Truly, a poem to rival the Song of Songs.

Just go ahead and stick it in her butt without telling her.....I just realized I
have just recommend rape as dateing advice

DO IT

kids before they swallow the redpill

pennis and also dicke and balls

>I wrote a love poem for my crush
HOLY FUCK NO
NO
NO
NO
please be a troll

He could also offer some money on top of that, but not a lot. Just enough to be perverted.

Did you even read it?

Decent effort, but the meter is a bit off at times.

He isn't going to do it; this is just bait.

>tfw seduced a woman in college by reciting a poem in class
Stay jealous cunts

How young are the people in this thread?

Why is everybody in here acting reddit?

Obvious bait

Don't do this pleas

No, redpillers are kids.

>I love a girl with bright blue eyes
Stopped reading there. She should realise she is the subject half-to-two-thirds of her way through reading the poem.

>Till she would like a kitten purr
Comparing women to the feline persuasion is cliché and one should seek to excite the reader

>cock, butt
These terms lack any sort of artistic value and should be replaced by metaphorical replacements of some form

>My nut in her I'd gladly bust
I did enjoy this part. If she does get to this line despite the rest of your work, I imagine she will look up at you with a sultry smile.

Trust me on these things--I kissed a girl seven years ago.

>stopped reading at the first line
>here are my critiques of the rest of it

fucking lmao

Sounds good. You recite it to her, champ. : D

We are the 9gag army. Expect us.

Top Kek OP, well played.