Age

do you use condoms? i would cum inside w/ no condom

>14
>I like to lie in FBI threads
>How to stop being a Goober by Sam Hyde

or oral witout condoms

That would be ill-advised, friend. Bare back blowjobs are pretty safe, but both you and the prostitute would have to be nuts not to use a condom for sex.

>28
>I think people can read my mind sometimes.
>Tristram Shandy just finished the first chapter/book and was left puzzled

>19
>I gotta piss
>The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, pretty good so far

How are you liking it so far, user? Probably the best Witcher novel. Only the first two short story collections are better.

>27
>I'm an ironman triathlete and ultra runner
>The Dragonbone Chair, and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Very plebby stuff, but it's enjoyable and relaxing.

>20
>I like rocking chairs
>Doctor Faustus by Mann, pretty great so far

>18
>think I'm better than everyone but still absolutely hate myself
>lord of the flies and it's bretty gud

t. everyone on this board

Recommendations for good and noob-friendly D&D lit?

>19
>just sold all of my video games because i'm broke
>Wizard and Glass by Stephen King. started the DT series two years ago, trying to finish this book so I can get into some better shit

t. me

I have been wanting to try those out, I like the Witcher 3's characters and stories but don't love the gameplay.

>21 (22 on the 26th)
>waiting on hearing back from a few magazines I have submitted short stories to, just got an update from one that they are nearing mine.
>Just finished The Left Hand of Darkness by Le Guin yesterday. I really liked it. I'm also reading Every Twelve Seconds as well for my honors research at uni, it's pretty good for what it is.

Veeky Forums's mega has a lot of stuff
mega.nz/#F!z8pBVD4Q!UIJWxhYEWy7Xp91j6tztoQ

Lost Mine of Phandelver is a really good starter adventure if you want to DM. If you want to be a player, read the Player's Basic Rules to get an easy start. Then after a bit, read through the Player's Handbook. They're all in that link.

t. ?

daamn
ja måst sa här i mellan att där finns kanska mycke folken härifrän o. elr de är en av dom "jåå, no lärt de just"-sakerna

>20
>I am diagnosed with a personality disorder
>The Iliad long stretches of tedium but also some pretty thrilling verses at times

Fuck off, Svensk

Ich no speak snow kraut, Håns

>24
>A NEET without friends or life
>Steppenwolf

>19
>Go to a bottom tier university
>Neuromancer, not being hyperbolic when I say it's been a life changing experience

No wonder you go to a bottom tier university

int riktig men de ä lättare att tala ny med är de int?
lel. min monsieur nicht sverige, nein nein nein
jumalauta suomea täällä puhutaan mutta pitäähän sitä päästää pihalle näitä äitä myös toisessa muodossa kun norjaakaa osaa kirjottaa

well snö again hits the motherfucking floor

I don't want to derail but "t." is an abbrevation of "regards" somewhere in the world (the F-land) just so you guys might now know and it just might as well mean something else too.

>22 soon
>i shall learn ancient greek someday
>the magic mountain

>23
>I think people who use the word factoid unironically should be shot in the head.
>Look to Windward, I'm enjoying it.

kek

>21
>i'm actually alright with things and am steadily proceeding onto my goals
>white noise by delillo. it's alright.

>26
>Been seeing a gril for the past 19 months with NO sexual relations and we're not long distance
> Walden by Thoreau, I'm enjoying his prose and I agree with his points but not always with his reasoning.

>Been seeing a girl for the past 19 motnsh with no sexual relations
If you haven't even kissed then you need to get a fucking grip and consider that you're probably the only one who considers you a couple.

Either way, you need to be a fucking adult and have a conversation with her because that's not even close to normal.

Oh we kiss all the time, we just haven't had sex (oral/vaginal/whatevs)

>19
>I don't like the new star wars movies
>redneck manifesto; loving it

>27
>Once fucked a man in the ass, and came on his wife's face. Actually wasn't very fun.
>Napoleon biography.

>21
>Manlet
>A Canticle for Leibowitz

I agree with the other user. That's not normal. I find weird that you are ok with that.

Literally nothing wrong with that senpai

>20
>Have had the bones in my leg sawn in half before
>Infinite Jest. I'm taking an entire 1 on 1 class on it this upcoming term. It's okay, I like Hal's sections, but the rest just bore me.

Are you two mutually okay with that? Is she a Christian?

>23
>Comedian
>just finished the Denial of Death. Fucking dense book full with insights that I haven't read anywhere else. The chapter about schizophrenia doesn't go pretty well with actual research, but the book overall is very good.

I'm the emotional boyfriend.

nice, how did you like Becker's stuff? Comedian user here.

>21
>I write for my uni's newspaper, nervous about being a senior staff writer next semester
>Beyond the Inverted Pyramid (clever and well-written for a how-to-journalism text) and The Divine Comedy (damn great)

It's okay. You're engaging in pure love.

How did your bones get sawn in half?

>27
>addicted to vaping
>the black company. prose takes a while to get used to but it's fascinating

Refusing to learn. I went to the surgeon to add a few inches.

>19
>Despise myself and am probably a disgrace to my family
>War and Peace

>22
>When I was 14, I bungee jumped from a bridge in a rainforest somewhere in Ecuador
>Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour an Introduction
>The Bible

The former is really great. Salinger superbly writes Buddy's account in "Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters." Although, "Seymour an Introduction" is rather challenging to read. I may have to reread it, honestly. For anyone who is unfamiliar, this novella's format is akin to "Franny and Zooey."

For all my life, sadly, I've been putting off reading the latter. I've heard enough about it, even, to discourse the major biblical tales, as if I had actually read it before. Simply put, it's the greatest book I've ever read-- and I'm only in Genesis.

>30
>I have a sadistic infatuation with my cousin's wife. I want to steal her from him.
>Stephen King's IT

>21
>big guy (for you)
>Brothers Karamazov
Just finished it. Burst into tears after that last chapter in the epilogue.

>24
>my only sexual intercourse has been with a crossdressing dude
>blood meridian
2muchscalping4me

>26
>hate most brit lit
>The Disaster Artist. Good

>20
>actually depressed because I can't write any pabulum
>theogony

>24
>despite being a NEET drug addict fuck up for most of my life, i stole my friend's business idea and actually brought it to fruition and became a millionaire
>holes

>feeling apathetic while reading Infinite Jest
wew wew wew

>18
>my dog is my grandmother
>1Q84 - not very far in but pretty decent. sad because all translations will never live up to original text but i'll take what i can get

>21

>I'm in a constant internal fight because there's so much shit I want to do before I'm old to regret the least amount of shit possible, but lack the will force to do it and not get easily distracted with other stuff; or pride doesn't let me go through the easy ways to do some stuff because I might heavily regret it in the future. That includes being a kissless virgin still, because I rejected the chance to have something with girls I didn't actually wanted, but wanted my dick

>Brand New World
I'm just finished the prologue, about to start Part 1. Despite being indeed a happy world(like the spanish title), in a way, the explanation for how things are and how they got there seems so utterly bullshit and bizarre, that I ended up questioning myself why do I keep reading dystopian books if I don't like their style. I'll probably finish it just to say I did, either way.

>23
>my FIDE rating was over 2,000 when I stopped playing
>Paradise Lost, rereading and enjoying moreso this time around

planning on reading IJ but feel the same way as pls elaborate

>19
>I work at a major tech company and have access to your data :^)
>Speak, Memory; Enjoying it

>23
>currently applying to grad school
>bleeding edge: doesn't feel like pynchon, maybe he's not the real author

>54
>should die
>in the process of throwing out books I'll never read again

How are you going to do it, friend?

>24
>almost finished first book I've completed in years
>Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman. It's meh. I fucking hate books. Why am I on Veeky Forums? It's an easy read though

>19
>chemical engineering major
>Watchmen, best graphic novel i've ever read

26
I'm an avid byciclist
Das Kapital. It's a little hard to get into.

>22
>I want to die
>A Clockwork Orange. Overrated piece of trash

32
beginner upright bass player (rockabilly/psychobilly leanings)
The Night Battles by Carlo Ginzburg. I loved Ecstasies and I am enjoying this one.

I will hang myself. In my last few pathetic seconds,I want to feel tall.

>24
>Just moved into a new apartment
>Tristram Shandy, father's faux academic digressions are hilarious.

19
philosopher, artist, spiritual being.
ulysses

sounds like kek, but it might not be at all like that.

>40
>I'm writing my 12th novel
>Phillip K Dick's huge ass exegesis.
>that guy was a genius

24
I came from anal only last night.
V

false. the trick is to use your own condoms, pierce them and impregnate the sluts while remaining anonymous

>i stole my friend's business idea and actually brought it to fruition and became a millionaire
what is the idea

more like emotional tampax

>20
>very little interesting to say
>Player Piano, haven't really started it yet but coming off Vonegut's other works I'm sure I'll enjoy it

write a book about it

I know that you autistic Finn
You said that everyone in this board was me
So I pointed out that you were me for being on this board

Now you've killed my joke
I hate you so much

>21
> international student in South Korea
> Beloved - Toni Morrison ; just started it

> 19
> I make shitty video edits
> To Kill A Mocking Bird

>18
>I'm not a real human being.
>Bertrand Russel - History of Western Philosophy
Really interesting to read about this planet's historical empiric tradition.

>22
>I love xanax and I work and a normie clothing store where I ogle teens all day.
>Franny and Zooey, I think Franny is best Veeky Forums girl bar none.

>18
>my prof suggested me to give her some of my writing to submit it to a competition, but I hadn't written anything on my own accord and, weeks after her suggestion, am still not writing anything
>Aaron Copland - What to Listen for in Music
>it's pretty good, I'm finally starting to understand some slightly more sophisticated aspects of music

Good job man. There's real practical benefits to reading even if people here will shit on you for not starting with the greeks etc.

>18
>depressed
>Hegel's Introductory Lectures on Aesthetics tr. Bosanquet
It's boring to read but interesting to think about while I'm at work.

like what?

I am an internet browser/shitposter before anything else, so I was on /pol/ towards the end of the election, cause that was exciting, then even though I'm straight I ended up browsing /lgbt/ for a few weeks and jacked to gay porn the whole time, now I'm off that, fapping str8 again, and browsing Veeky Forums and I'll probably read a few books and then stop. Maybe I'll cycle back eventually, but not for awhile.

>38
>I'm eating banana and ice cream
>consider phlebas - its alright. ish. maybe. not sure whether to read the rest of the culture novels.

>bare back blowjobs
>bare back
>blowjobs

>22
>Started masturbating at 18
>Narziss and Goldmund by Hesse. Enjoy it alot

>32
>I have been voting Conservative in Canada for the past decade
>Justin Trudeau's Common Ground
Soft leadership at work. No wonder he's surrounded himself with ethnic anomalies and women.

How was your first fap? Why did you start doing it then and not sooner anyway?