Does anyone actually test these before buying shit?

Does anyone actually test these before buying shit?

Errytime.

I didn't a week ago and got a jar of peanut butter someone had stuck their finger in

Test what, a smoke alarm? Yeah we do.

>Testing smoke alarms
pussy

I test mine by smoking in front of it and waiting until the alarm stops.

yes. i don't care to die from botulism

I never test before buying but if it doesn't pop when Im opening, I take it back for a refund

I normally grab these things by the lid any way and will run my finger over the top as I'm putting it in the cart to see if it pops.

I do now that i once bought a jar of Alfredo sauce and when I went to cook dinner I noticed it was popped and I was afraid to feed that to my gf so I had to go to the store and buy another one.

I always make he make the sauce from scratch now though so it doesn't really matter.

I don't really test them. You just kinda notice, especially when you open them. You're so used to the crisp pop that when it isn't there alarm bells go off in your head. The only time I really give a shit is when I'm preserving, jarring, and pickling things myself which isn't to often.

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What peanut butter brand uses a pop-up lid? Skippy has a melted-together plastic-lined paper seal. They actually melt the plastic liner onto the polyethylene "jar".

Most natural peanut butters come in glass jars.

if it's baby food, pls
of course
No babies just it's so natural the shelf life is hardly overestimated.

Wait, do you guys open the jars at the store and only buy them if the button popped?

but it clearly pops in the 2nd panel

because the seal is broken.

eh? it's supposed to pop if it's never been opened before

I guess the artist never opened a fucking jar before

>unable to read

No, because he pushed down on the top, you can clearly see he doesn't twist.

I test a sampling of three, if they all pass, I can trust the fourth one.

>it's supposed to pop if it's never been opened before
the other way around dummy

>press lid
>button DOESN'T pop
that's how you check if it's good. If you can be arsed that is

He's not opening, he is brushing back her veil and his hand bumps the lid

As is made abundantly clear through the position of his hand in the second panel and the reaction in the third

>it's supposed to pop if it's never been opened before

You PRESS the button to test it!
PRESS IT

You guys are getting confused because some people are talking about opening it to pop it.

t. Hillary Clinton

100% of the time
every time

Yes.

What was it like not having a mother?

so what you're saying is when you open it the first time it makes no noise, and then every time you open it after that it pops... yeah that makes no fucking sense

>hurr durr I dont know what vacuums are because im a frothing retard

every jar I've opened like that pops when it's first opened

if the center doesn't pop up after you open in and it wasn't popped up before you bought it this is a serious manufacturing defect that i've never seen in my life

i think you might just be retarded

Oh you understand vacuums then, you just have shit reading comprehension.

why do you keep bringing up vacuum cleaners this is about jars

VACUUMS, LIKE THE LACK OF AIR PRESSURE

YOU KNOW, WHY THE BUTTON DOESN'T POP BEFORE YOU OPEN IT?

DID YOU KNOW AIR CONTRACTS WHEN IT COOLS DOWN

DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW JAR SEALING FUCKING WORKS, YOU IMBECILE?

so vacuum cleaners are basically just really big jars with tubes? huh, the more you know

2/10

Thank god this comic came up. It's the only PBF I didn't understand. Always thought he was turning in the second panel, never realized he just pushed the button.

What do you feed your girl friend? Mines been shitting in the floor.

What I'm saying is that you press the lid to test it BEFORE you even open it.
It's meant to be something you can do before you buy it dummy