ITT: pets of Veeky Forums

What pets does Veeky Forums have? Are cats the most patrician pet?
Post your pets.
This is Snowball, she's 18 and still going strong. Her favourite author is PKD.

This is not literature related and your cat looks like a salty fascist

Cute cat OP. I have no pets.

I have 3 semi feral cats that I feed in exchange of weekly sacrifices of small rodents and half chewed lizards. The eventual bunny too.
They are not really a loving bunch but they keep pests under control.
Had to bury a wee one last week cause my neighbour's dog killed it.

/blogpost

>Having cat hair all over the place
>Having your house stink of animal (yes, there's a smell, you cuck bitch. You're acclimated to it.)
>Cleaning shit out of a box like a slave
Pets aren't patrician.

I have a tulpa of a feral cat human hybrid, i find it quite patrician

Ignore this pleb OP. Not everyone is patrician enough to properly appreciate cats. You're cat looks cute.

>caring about a bit of hair or not being able to clean you apartment
>not liking the great scent of the only creature that you love
>not being able to commit to a simple task like putting sand in a box a few times a week
Geez, have non-cat people always been that lazy?

Your cat looks adorbs OP. Here is mine

very cute pets so far, here's my doggo

OP, I think your cat looks ugly but that's because it's old and decomposed.

I have a Husky who has sectoral heterochromia, one of his blue eyes has a splash of brown. His name is Lobo.

Laika. Her favourite book is Moby Dick because she is not a pleb.

I have a guinea pig because I thought it would be based and chill on my tummy when I was reading, but it's a huge fag and is still skittish around me after a year and a half. Don't get a guinea pig they're bitch pets

Name's Locke, fav book is Leviathan

Despite my best efforts, my cat is not interested in literature.

I got a dog I picked from the street when he was just a little pupper.

my companion

his fav or yours?

this

everything that is worthy requires a bit of effort and commitment

this is vikke

shes 18 too man, 19 this year.

>heterochromia
That's a very groovy mutation.

Dogs don't have favorite books. Are you fucking insane? You should be in a crematorium.

seejust rude...

She's Kormi and she's a lil cunt. Always sleeps on my book when I try to read

haha kormi u lil qtie

aww so nice

faboulus paws

Underrated

Dogs are cuck-tier pets.
Only for people who lack the sense of control in their lives so they get a slave-dog.

No Veeky Forums bunners? Here is mine at 2 months old, cleaning himself.

tbqhwy he isn't actually Veeky Forums. He doesn't read books, he eats them.

Penelope.

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Is a penelope some type of melon?

My lengthy doggo

I have a bunny

master race

no stop my greatest weakness ahhhhh

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>tfw your rabbit chews the corner of your books
>still come across chewed up corners ten years on

Feels bad. Everyone's pets are very cute thanks for posting.

most lit pet

I recognise this bunno

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So many cute pets in this thread. My family may get a dog in the coming year; what are some Veeky Forums pet names?

Which race and sex?

jesus christ Veeky Forums i leave /pol/ for 2 minutes and there are cucks, cucks, everywhere

probably female. I'm keen on border collies, but am open to many breeds/mixes and will look to adopt first.

nice

>will look to adopt first.
That's the way to go. Spawning new sentient creatures for one's pleasure is disgusting desu.

nice shoes OP, lmfao

Agreed, what the fuck. The sweater looks comfy tho

here's the reply you wanted

My cat is a fucking bitch. I feed it and take care of it and yet it still gets skittish around me and won't sit in my lap or let me stroke it. Fuck cats. After this one dies I am never getting another cat again. Keeping animals that don't serve a practical purpose is degenerate anyway, too many people use pets as substitutes for babies. As uncomfortable a truth as it may be, people do actually need to have babies for civilization to continue existing. If I was dictator I would ban housepets (as well as birth control and abortion).

thicc

Don't listen to him, OP. I think they are nice and I would love to hug you and get warm with that sweater.

Please rate Heathcliff the cat

10/10 would pet desu

these 2 idiots.

His favorite book is Mother Night by Vonnegut. He's a bit of a pleb, but that's ok.

Cute cat btw, OP

Enjoy another Heathcliff

Here's my girl Cleo, about 10 months old. She's been living indoors with me since September. Before then she was a stray cat who slept in my Jeep and yeowled at me from the bushes when I used the front door. First cat best cat.

>chiclet keys
>not brown switches
you fucking make me sick.

Oh fuck off ya cunt, this is a pet thread. Keyboard was $9 and let me use my new PC immediately. I've got a Hermes 3000 you'd probably stroke your microdick over. Saged.

cute psychotic cats user!

10/10 would belly rub

My 2 doggos Molson (left) and Hunter (right)

t. nonwhite

>stroking my lordly chode over your archaic and useless machine
nah. keyboards are for computer use, pens are for writing, you cuck.

how is this related to literature?

I have 2 cats. his name of one of them is Tomita and he is 1 year and 3 months. I adopted him immediately when I first saw him in that prison bars.The other one is Mishi and he is 11 years old. He is a fat grumpy solitary cat but he is lovely when you feed him.

Euphoric.

Neither of these morons can read.

Those are cute, I had 2 parakeets as well, same colour pattern and all

old pic excuse the resolution

I have saw your face before here
Anyway you are qt

likely a goodreads thread

Olive. Total pleb but she helps me get laid off tinder

>patrician and pkd in the same post

I have two cats, Zeus and Hera, and also four tarantulas (three Mexican red rump, one Trinidad chevron). Zeus is a stern philosopher; I know that if he were human he'd be the next great philosophical mind. Hera on the other hand is a fat cunt.

[sage]F to pay respects

Screwed that up, you ain't gotta f my cat now.

This, pretty much. We always had something between 1-5 cats around the house. Some of them were more docile than others but they pretty much took care of themselves.
Now I'm living on an appartment so I don't have any pets. I don't mind the hair or cleaning after it but he idea of keeping an animal locked inside a house disgusts me.

Daily reminder that Petti Linkola unironically advocates cat genocide.

Two giant Saint Bernards. Not gonna lie, it's pretty great to read beside two beasts the size of a lion.

damn that's a fine cat

This made me kek

Well shit the picture's upside down. That's the best I'm getting though. Do you know how hard it is to get two saints in one picture?

I think your parrot might have autism.

HHHHNNNNNNGGGG

In China we eat your dogs

guys there's something wrong with my pet

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Nobody will ever stroke me like that :(

Here's my puppet

I wrote a poem about Laika.

this degenerate was my first pet I actually owned.

What happened??

change was to is and REFUCKULATE the sentence. he's good. sleeping and shit.

I hope all you pet owners are vegan or you're hypocrites.

:3

Your plans need to exclude dogs sized medium to large. They are actually useful and good companions. Fuck cats and little rat dogs.

Go to bed Vegan Gains

My cat is a pleb