My bf brought home really thick cut low quality grocery store steaks home for me to cook tonight

my bf brought home really thick cut low quality grocery store steaks home for me to cook tonight

how do i make them taste less shit?

make them ground beef, or stew them, or tenderize them and use them for something else like stir fry or tacos

Slow cook em
Make a stew

Stew, I recommend Irish stew.

>how do i make them taste less shit?
Why don't you eat his ass afterward, you ungrateful shit?

Get a better bf, like me.

>low quality grocery
so select or worse?

>I'm a worthless braindead whole
Try killing yourself

Make a sauce for them
Chimichurri is simple and effective

>braindead whole

I'm trying to decide if he meant 'hole' or 'whore'.
they both work well enough.

ZING!

Btfo

...

they were ungraded
the best one was probably choice and the other one was between choice and select
neither made canadian standards

i just pan fried them with a nice creamy french blue cheese topping and made gravy with the pan dripping and it turned out decent for what it was

Tenderize them or take long to prepare them - I once used a really shitty cut of pork shoulder for a pulled pork dish by letting it marinade for 12 hours and leaving it in the oven at really low heat for 3. This generally helps shitty cuts of meat, but not really good cuts of meat.

fuck off faggot

We dont like roasties around here

this isn't r9k stupid faggot

fuck off fag this is Reuben territory. Roast beefs can go to hell.
Monte Carlos are on thin ice

Roastie triggered

if they have bones, simmer, if they don't, make chicken friend steak

You should be grateful he's supporting you and providing for your NEET ass.

>low quality steaks
No such thing. Quit being a prissy faggot and grill them like a normal person.

Fuck off roastie

>pan frying thick, low quality cuts of beef
wew

(dubs)
samefag