Have any of yall tried cooking salmon in the dishwasher? I'm doing it

Have any of yall tried cooking salmon in the dishwasher? I'm doing it.

Good luck with that.

>Oil
You're poaching it.

Learn to cook it properly first, then try experimenting with your dishwasher.

For the love of god, don't load it up with dirty dishes and soap at the same time.

All wrapped up...

Don't forget to add the detergent for that fresh, clean taste!

monitoring this thread

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make sure to add glass cleaner to get the salmon to come out clear

Ive decided to put it in the bottom rack

Can you stick an apple in there for atmospheric flavoring?

steam some clams while you're at it opie

and eggs
make a whole Patagonian feast

All ready to go...

Make cheesecake in your dryer next please, but use air dry for best effect

And their off!

I'm glad you didn't run it a few times first to clear out remaining detergents

Its gonna be a while, I'll try to keep yall updated

The foil is sealed tight, it *should* be fine

Ima roll for you drying off your salmon in the clothes dryer

Hell yeah, monitoring this shit so hard

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On a side note, what are you guys having/have had for dinner tonight/last night?

STEVE

do me a favor and clean your fucking dishwasher, it looks disgusting

Holy shit dude, have you ever heard of wet paper towels?

Tuna """chili"""
>1 6oz can of dark tuna with oil
>2 eggs
>200ml of water
>chili mix
>503 calories

Fine, better now?

RINSE AND HOOOOOOOLLLLLLLD

not really. how hot does it get inside a dishwasher, anyways

boiling

monitoring this thread

Almost halfway there

are you gonna let the heated dry cycle run?

you're gay

good thread so far, how much longer OP?

What are you having with it, OP?

Might as well

Wonder how it will be. Will it be encrusted with dishwasher buildup?

a lemon

What the fuck is going on in here

Who's off?

*they're
Sorry

My money's on it being shredded and blown all over the insides.

sneak a peek, OP. is it all a-OK?

I've seen this done before and it came out good. Can't see why yours won't. Only issue might be totally over cooking it. I guess it'll take you a few tries to get it right.

Fingers crossed for you OP.

Alright, were in the drying phase

Shit I actually think it's gonna turn out overcooked but other than that pretty good.

it overcooks depending on the size of the fish, and the power of dishwasher. older ones will do it better i think
but i just microwave my salmon. turns out dry and shitty, but what am I going to do? fry it in butter? i'm eating salmon for health

I'm gonna skip the drying, its still in the package which is good

How often are you eating it?

THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN

You realize that a bit of butter now and then won't give you a fucking heart attack and it's gonna make your salmon not taste like garbage?

wtf is wrong with you

UNLEASH THE BEAST

Taco Salad

ITS GONNA BE SHIT BECAUSE YOU SKIPPED THE DRYING PHASE FUCK

Place your bets boys

Overcooked but edible. Maybe some residual detergent aroma.

This. Don't fucking flake out like a pussy.

Dubs gets You amazing salmon

>dirty appliances
clean your kitchen you faggot. I can t imagine what your toilet looks like

Shiet gon' be gud

IT'S RAW!!!

Bazinga!

Why are you imagining strangers toilets user. You're weird.

what the fuck how is it raw?

jesus

KILL IT

Chef would you like some ice cream? It was frozen.

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taste it

We need the money shot OP. Cut the bitch open.

this.Dubs and you cut it open and eat a piece

PLEASE just put it in the oven and out of its missery!

4/10 would eat

I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE DRYING PHASE ON

Eat it like the pig you are.

I just threw up in my mouth.

Here we go boys

cut into it

You could sell that to anybody in new york for $44 if you fancy up the preparation name.

Looks pretty good bro. How's it taste?

not gonna lie. doesnt look too bad now
6/10 would try

CEASE
AND
DESIST

I would eat this only semi-ironically

Looks fucking delicious

I made stroganov out of sausage, it was pretty nice, hadn't had any in a while.

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Like salmon

Poor man's sous vide.

Wow wasn't expecting that..... but does it taste good knobhead?

Nice plate, did your grandmother die?

Does it have a detergent taste?

Kek

Get that shit out of my face already.

You're eating off the plate you washed with the salmon. Amazing.Very special user indeed

Use fucking margerine if it bothers you.

It's a known method, just very unorthodox.

No, because i didnt put in any detergent

Thats some grade a detective work buddy

My dishwasher smells like citrus detergent all the time, even if I just rinse shit and don't put any.