Have any of yall tried cooking salmon in the dishwasher? I'm doing it.
Have any of yall tried cooking salmon in the dishwasher? I'm doing it
Good luck with that.
>Oil
You're poaching it.
Learn to cook it properly first, then try experimenting with your dishwasher.
For the love of god, don't load it up with dirty dishes and soap at the same time.
All wrapped up...
Don't forget to add the detergent for that fresh, clean taste!
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make sure to add glass cleaner to get the salmon to come out clear
Ive decided to put it in the bottom rack
Can you stick an apple in there for atmospheric flavoring?
steam some clams while you're at it opie
and eggs
make a whole Patagonian feast
All ready to go...
Make cheesecake in your dryer next please, but use air dry for best effect
And their off!
I'm glad you didn't run it a few times first to clear out remaining detergents
Its gonna be a while, I'll try to keep yall updated
The foil is sealed tight, it *should* be fine
Ima roll for you drying off your salmon in the clothes dryer
Hell yeah, monitoring this shit so hard
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On a side note, what are you guys having/have had for dinner tonight/last night?
STEVE
do me a favor and clean your fucking dishwasher, it looks disgusting
Holy shit dude, have you ever heard of wet paper towels?
Tuna """chili"""
>1 6oz can of dark tuna with oil
>2 eggs
>200ml of water
>chili mix
>503 calories
Fine, better now?
RINSE AND HOOOOOOOLLLLLLLD
not really. how hot does it get inside a dishwasher, anyways
boiling
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Almost halfway there
are you gonna let the heated dry cycle run?
you're gay
good thread so far, how much longer OP?
What are you having with it, OP?
Might as well
Wonder how it will be. Will it be encrusted with dishwasher buildup?
a lemon
What the fuck is going on in here
Who's off?
*they're
Sorry
My money's on it being shredded and blown all over the insides.
sneak a peek, OP. is it all a-OK?
I've seen this done before and it came out good. Can't see why yours won't. Only issue might be totally over cooking it. I guess it'll take you a few tries to get it right.
Fingers crossed for you OP.
Alright, were in the drying phase
Shit I actually think it's gonna turn out overcooked but other than that pretty good.
it overcooks depending on the size of the fish, and the power of dishwasher. older ones will do it better i think
but i just microwave my salmon. turns out dry and shitty, but what am I going to do? fry it in butter? i'm eating salmon for health
I'm gonna skip the drying, its still in the package which is good
How often are you eating it?
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
You realize that a bit of butter now and then won't give you a fucking heart attack and it's gonna make your salmon not taste like garbage?
wtf is wrong with you
UNLEASH THE BEAST
Taco Salad
ITS GONNA BE SHIT BECAUSE YOU SKIPPED THE DRYING PHASE FUCK
Place your bets boys
Overcooked but edible. Maybe some residual detergent aroma.
This. Don't fucking flake out like a pussy.
Dubs gets You amazing salmon
>dirty appliances
clean your kitchen you faggot. I can t imagine what your toilet looks like
Shiet gon' be gud
IT'S RAW!!!
Bazinga!
Why are you imagining strangers toilets user. You're weird.
what the fuck how is it raw?
jesus
KILL IT
Chef would you like some ice cream? It was frozen.
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taste it
We need the money shot OP. Cut the bitch open.
this.Dubs and you cut it open and eat a piece
PLEASE just put it in the oven and out of its missery!
4/10 would eat
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE DRYING PHASE ON
Eat it like the pig you are.
I just threw up in my mouth.
Here we go boys
cut into it
You could sell that to anybody in new york for $44 if you fancy up the preparation name.
Looks pretty good bro. How's it taste?
not gonna lie. doesnt look too bad now
6/10 would try
CEASE
AND
DESIST
I would eat this only semi-ironically
Looks fucking delicious
I made stroganov out of sausage, it was pretty nice, hadn't had any in a while.
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Like salmon
Poor man's sous vide.
Wow wasn't expecting that..... but does it taste good knobhead?
Nice plate, did your grandmother die?
Does it have a detergent taste?
Kek
Get that shit out of my face already.
You're eating off the plate you washed with the salmon. Amazing.Very special user indeed
Use fucking margerine if it bothers you.
It's a known method, just very unorthodox.
No, because i didnt put in any detergent
Thats some grade a detective work buddy
My dishwasher smells like citrus detergent all the time, even if I just rinse shit and don't put any.