If I were your dream literary girl, how would you seduce me with your words, user?

If I were your dream literary girl, how would you seduce me with your words, user?

action > words desu

if you can't do it with words, then I'm afraid you're not worthy of a beautiful literary girl

i'd make you cum buckets with talking about feelings

I probably wouldn't, to be honest.
Basing this on previous chapters of my diary desu

This, to be completely honest with you my dear friends.
I've been there before and I know how this ends

Haven't been there, but I've read enough stories to guess how it would end. I think our time is better spend consuming information, comrade.

>tfw never had a gf

I would write erotic fiction about you and farm equipment.

I'm looking for someone to emotionally devour me, so I can become part of you, and you me.

...

Please sit on my face

hey baby, I see you have braces. I have braces too

>implying literary girls would ever want to be seduced

I would write fart porn in the style of James Joyce and claim it is an original letter.

I would prefer not to.

Everyone wants to be seduced.

I know nothing about seduction, should I learn it?

yea read the art of the deal

she was paid to be on that picture

depends on what you intent to achieve

>she was paid to be on that picture
what's the difference?

wanna sit on my mushroom cock?

money gets the pucci

y-you too

Would you fancy joining me at my lair for a post-coital cigarette?

This is a good one

omg pepe is so cute here ^_^

No, not really. Stop making excuses for your pathetic life and keep on trying to change it.

Begone, vile insect! or rather, stay, that I may trample you to dust! and, oh! that I could, with the extinction of your miserable existence.

This seems personal..................

>if
Emma you are my dream girl.

Because I love her she slays me guiltless.

Have you seen La La Land, yet?

not him, but is it worth watching?

>let's p-procreate

The trump one?

It seems so. The reviews.

ay gurl u wan sum dik??

As water of a stream will meet, on my face please take a seat
As friends and lovers we all must part, I don't mind if you would rip a fart

Very sad!

It's actually wonderful, if you're into that sort of thing. I was a bit skeptical of Emma, but she really shines in it.