If I were your dream literary girl, how would you seduce me with your words, user?
If I were your dream literary girl, how would you seduce me with your words, user?
action > words desu
if you can't do it with words, then I'm afraid you're not worthy of a beautiful literary girl
i'd make you cum buckets with talking about feelings
I probably wouldn't, to be honest.
Basing this on previous chapters of my diary desu
This, to be completely honest with you my dear friends.
I've been there before and I know how this ends
Haven't been there, but I've read enough stories to guess how it would end. I think our time is better spend consuming information, comrade.
>tfw never had a gf
I would write erotic fiction about you and farm equipment.
I'm looking for someone to emotionally devour me, so I can become part of you, and you me.
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Please sit on my face
hey baby, I see you have braces. I have braces too
>implying literary girls would ever want to be seduced
I would write fart porn in the style of James Joyce and claim it is an original letter.
I would prefer not to.
Everyone wants to be seduced.
I know nothing about seduction, should I learn it?
yea read the art of the deal
she was paid to be on that picture
depends on what you intent to achieve
>she was paid to be on that picture
what's the difference?
wanna sit on my mushroom cock?
money gets the pucci
y-you too
Would you fancy joining me at my lair for a post-coital cigarette?
This is a good one
omg pepe is so cute here ^_^
No, not really. Stop making excuses for your pathetic life and keep on trying to change it.
Begone, vile insect! or rather, stay, that I may trample you to dust! and, oh! that I could, with the extinction of your miserable existence.
This seems personal..................
>if
Emma you are my dream girl.
Because I love her she slays me guiltless.
Have you seen La La Land, yet?
not him, but is it worth watching?
>let's p-procreate
The trump one?
It seems so. The reviews.
ay gurl u wan sum dik??
As water of a stream will meet, on my face please take a seat
As friends and lovers we all must part, I don't mind if you would rip a fart
Very sad!
It's actually wonderful, if you're into that sort of thing. I was a bit skeptical of Emma, but she really shines in it.