Get a job and start living on my own

>Get a job and start living on my own
>end up ordering pizza almost every night
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

You came to the right board. Lurk around for a week or so and you'll replace those shitty pizzas with delicious McChickens.

thats expensive and unhealthy you buffoon

>ordering pizza every night
how do you go through a whole pizza in a night

very easily

Jesus, at least eat a couple Amy's burritos once or twice a week.

What is your shit like? Jet black and dense like coal?

that's after you eat a bag of oreos

I hope you degrease those pizzas, and I hope they have nothing but cheese on them. I can post a guide for you if you need help degreasing.

buy a magic bullet

get some milk
bananas
frozen berries
whey

bam, you've got 1,000kcals and healthy macros knocked out for under 3 dollars a day. you're welcome.

what's that like a sex toy?

I mean most people eat bananas, but it's really up to to you how you use it.

>he doesnt know about the magic bullet

Yeah man just jam your cock in and turn it on, feels amazing.

>No one continued the song

THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK

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Cut my life in two pizzas

>Be unemployed and live with parents
>end up cooking for myself almost every night
SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING

>pizza almost every night
I feel ya on the moving out thing but a whole pizza every night? Shit is too expensive man.
I've been on a taco bell binge. Get those $2 combos. Have eaten there about 4 or 5 times this past week.

>ordering pizza every night
fucking richfags

>5 dollars is expensive

I just ordered a fucking garbage papa johns and it was 15 bucks

>eating Little Caesars every day

Jesus dude

fucking kek

I wanna fuck Ms. Payne.

Iive alone for 2 years now I cook for myself almost every day, when I'm too lazy to cook I just eat something at my work's restaurant. you need some time to adapt yourself to your new situation, I'm sure you'll be fine.

>skewer the berries in string for anal beads
>banana doubles as dildo and cock sheath
>blend milk and whey together, simmer until warm for lube, just add salt for cum taste

No user, don't post it.

i would do the same thing but i have enough anxiety problems that i don't want to interact with anyone in any way, so i order groceries from amazon and cook for myself.

fatlet

Underrated post

I've always heard home-cooked meals are cheaper than fast food, but is that true if you are trying to gain weight instead of lose it?

>be Australian
>licenceless NEET
>dominoes charges minimum $20 for 1 pizza delivered

DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

This isn't a bad idea to keep them from getting a fucking intestinal pizza blockage.

>Fall risk
That's the biggest fall risk warning I've ever seen. Sees like it's meant to let people around him know instead.

THIS IS MY SAVORY TORTE!

Why wouldn't it be true? The savings are much much higher in your case. Just compare the cost per calorie.