How Veeky Forums are you, user?

How Veeky Forums are you, user?

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I read Mephisto's Covenant.

Your move.

I have a tattoo of a semicolone on my wrist

I own the meme trilogy, but have never read it. I don't plan on ever reading Infinite Jest.

i wasted 5 years of my life on an english degree with a writing emphasis

>posting a trap

How was it time wasted?

No you didn't.

i'm half joking. i still haven't finished the first novel so i have nothing to show for it, not yet. it's my new year's resolution to get at least half done.

i sure did. i make lots of impractical decisions.

>Melanie Rios
>a trap
Wew

If you could go back in time what would you have studied?

i love having my english degree. but i would have double majored in ornithology.

i'm lit as fuck famalam

How Veeky Forums am I?

I'm so Veeky Forums I don't even read books, I just post here

You are either a woman, or you have rich parents.

I'm so Veeky Forums I genuinely understand the idiocy of this board with all its layers and can distinguish the shitposter from the real retard

I'm only 12 years old and already the ghost writer of [en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_20th-century_writers]

lit af rn

I'm so Veeky Forums that I became an equestrian, because patricians are overrated.

this is now /bird/ thread

Not a trap feagot, I saw the set.

How Veeky Forums am I? How Veeky Forums am I?!
I read all of Infinite Jest over breakfast this morning.

I translated Infinite Jest into Klingon while taking a dump this morning.

I'm an expert on bird law

CRASH

I'm a pretentious introvert who reads a lot, takes copious amounts of drugs and a myriad of subpar unpublished works that are better than I think they are but not good enough to do anything about my situation.

where do introverts even get drugs