Just finished this differential equation system for blood alcohol. It proofs that drinking slowly is gay...

>Catechism of the Catholic Church
The virtue of temperance disposes us to avoid every kind of excess: the abuse of food, alcohol, tobacco, or medicine. Those incur grave guilt who, by drunkenness or a love of speed, endanger their own and others' safety on the road, at sea, or in the air
The use of drugs inflicts very grave damage on human health and life. Their use, except on strictly therapeutic grounds, is a grave offense. Clandestine production of and trafficking in drugs are scandalous practices. They constitute direct co-operation in evil, since they encourage people to practices gravely contrary to the moral law.
vatican.va/archive/ccc_css/archive/catechism/p3s2c2a5.htm#2290

>Summa Theologica II-II q. 150 a. 1 c.:
>Drunkenness may be understood in two ways.
>>it may signify the defect itself of a man resulting from his drinking much wine, the consequence being that he loses the use of reason. In this sense drunkenness denotes not a sin, but a penal defect resulting from a fault.
>>drunkenness may denote the act by which a man incurs this defect. This act may cause drunkenness in two ways.
>>>through the wine being too strong, without the drinker being cognizant of this: and in this way too, drunkenness may occur without sin, especially if it is not through his negligence, and thus we believe that Noah was made drunk as related in Gn. 9.
>>>In another way drunkenness may result from inordinate concupiscence and use of wine: in this way it is accounted a sin, and is comprised under gluttony as a species under its genus. For gluttony is divided into "surfeiting [Douay:,'rioting'] and drunkenness," which are forbidden by the Apostle (Rm. 13:13: Let us conduct ourselves becomingly as in the day, not in reveling and drunkenness …).
dhspriory.org/thomas/summa/SS/SS150.html#SSQ150A1THEP1

>And do not get drunk with wine, for that is debauchery; but be filled with the Spirit (Eph. 5:18)

what was the model for this and math plz

>Wine is a mocker, strong drink a brawler; and whoever is led astray by it is not wise (Prov. 20:1)
>Be not among drunkards, or among gluttonous eaters of meat (Prov. 23:20)
>Woe to those who rise early in the morning, that they may run after strong drink, who tarry late into the evening till wine inflames them! (Is. 5:11)
>Woe to those who are heroes at drinking wine, and valiant men in mixing strong drink (Is 5:22)

>thinking a mathematical model of reality proves anything without being empirically validated

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what's with that sharp transition in the blue curve. what did you change queer?

The addition of alcohol into the body is stopped there (you stop drinking)

tE = 2 (4) - Point in time where you stop drinking, varied in this example
z(t) = 100/tE, if t < tE, else 0 - Constant addition of alcohol until you stop drinking
a = 0.9 - Transfer rate from stomach alcohol into blood alcohol
u=8.5 - How fast your enzymes work
B0=7 - The Michaelis-Mentis-Constant

M'=z(t)-a*M (the blue graph)
B'= a*M-u*B/(B+B0) (the red graph)

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Well try solve something difficult. I mean REALLY difficult. You will be happy to have some soft drugs to help your brain and boost your creativity.

and this is a reasonable approximation?

how would they be different if a 200 pound 20 year old male drank or a 100 pound 20 year old female

Err.. you realize this is in grams not in percent, right?

You would simply divide through the mass of the person. The bigger someone, the lower the percentage.

It's mislabeled. It's meant to say "percent drunkness"

But if your "pass out threshold" is at 60g, by drinking fast you pass out in 2h30min, while drinking slowly allow you to profit of the party for 5 hours.

No, it`s not. I`m OP. It`s not percent.

That`s true, but weak.

No, i'm the real OP. It's supposed to be percent.

>not providing any model validation
Do it, otherwise your model is useless trash.