Here's your plate bro

>here's your plate bro
how do you react ?

suck on it intimately and slowly in front of the establishment

I push that shit over the counter

Eat it without using my hands to make everyone uncomfortable.

i ask if americans really eat this

...

>calling me bro

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER YOU CIS SHITLORDI WILL SUE YOOOOOOOOOOOU

Lube my asshole up and shove it inside

>thanks bro
>*shoves whole pitcher up ass*

Just another morning in Wisconsin, the best state ever

is that from Wisconsin ?
where can i get one ?
what's in there ?
what's it called ?
please I need to know

...

>pitcher

I swear to god the worst thing to come out of Canada is the Caesar

See...your just wrong here...
Worst thing to come out of Canada is Canadians...
>I am a non Canada born Canadian...

>1guy1jar.avi

>"H-how do I eat this?"
Then proceed to try to get the sosig in my mouth with only my tongue while blushing really hard.

for ants

>>how do you react

Like a dick in a jar.

Still better than ketchup

Someones projecting some supressed desires.

I don't even understand what that is

off yourself weeb faggot

seriously though, how DO they expect you to eat that shit? just grab it with your bare hand like a fucking barbarian?

clearly not american you moron

Ask for a fork

ask very meekly if I could get a plate for this

>how do you react ?

If I've paid already, I'd demand my money back.

Probably.
Basically any bloody mary bar.
Bloody mary, bratwurst with sauerkraut.
Bloody mary with the works, depending on establishment.

1.5 oz Vodka, 4 tbsp. chicken stock, and 4 dashes of Tobasco sauce, shaked and poured over ice in a highball garneshed with a carrot is a Velociraptor.

I'm a professional, licensed bartender and I'm pretty proud of this one senpai.

start laughing hysterically and call whoever gave it to me a fucking cunt in an ornery but lovable way

this is probably the only time this dumb meme is appropriate

take it all the way down my throat as always.
you sure about that chief?