Edgar Allan Poe? More like Edgar Allan No

Edgar Allan Poe? More like Edgar Allan No

great thread man

William Faulkner? More like William Faulkno.

Mfw Poe gets roasted by every actual American academic and artist in existence. Emerson called him the jingle man

Emerson was a huge faggot.

nah, he was pretty cool, good poet. Not that you've read anything by him

Mark Twain? more like Mark Twat

I've read literally everything by him, including shit you've never even heard of like his foreward to Plutarch's Lives. Any other memeing you want to get out of the way before I block you?

George Orwell?

More like George bores well

Stephen King? more like Stephen F-ing kill yourself

Poe is legit good. Just cause you read the pit and the pendulum in 7th grade doesn't make him shit-tier. Good poet, good storyteller, was lovecraft before lovecraft was lovecraft.

When you've stopped lying to impress strangers on an image board, you can read To Rhodora and learn a little something. God damn I don't know why I even respond to useless wastes of life like yourself

>Emerson was a fag xd
>I read everything by him btw
why?

John Green? More like John Blue.

I like it!

Lovecraft said Poe was his "God of fiction"

>Implying Lovecraft wasn't shit too

ishygddt

Tao Lin? More like Tao Chin.

Marcus Aurelius? More like Marcus HeFailedUs

Evelyn Waugh more like Evelyn Whaaat?

Vladimir Nabokov more like Vladimir Nobokov