Excuse me sir. EXCUSE ME.
Do you see this in my hand? Yes it is exactly what you think it is.
Look inside. It is empty?
Well if not then PLEASE do not disturb me until I've had my morning Joe.
I will NOT ask again, I will not be held responsible for my actions if you proceed to talk to me beforehand.
I just can't imagine that scribbly looking Pepe talking to me like that
Literally me except I have a morning mug of vodka.
that's a lot of vodka
Literally me except waking up because I'm not some stupid faggot
lol. When I encounter useless fucks like this I get them [and their manager CC'd] on start of day meetings.
It's always the people who don't also drink coffee that do this, sanctimonious fucks
For you.
what happens if you take off the vodka... from your diet?
It would be extremely unpleasant.
I take my coffee 50/50 black (mug must be half-filled with instant coffee crystals, other half with water).
Oh, can't handle it?
Yeah, it's not for the weak.
Tell me about bane, why does he carry the flask?
you're that guy.
I had to bartend with a guy like that
he'd walk away during rushes just to make sure he had his coffee
i just got a great idea
coffee/vodka flask for the day
if i unscrew that off, would you die?
It would be incredibly inebriating.
You're a drunk guy
worst Pepe ever
oh yeah fggt you wanna start some SHITT
I won't even for asked then what you told me, I will into a where first if any doesn't instead favor over other than that it seems you've fallen for the night here will be in until midnight so you have local guys send out of time here yesterday and today because I like to think most of you are carted off to the next game.
Fucken fagget
>instant coffee
Yeah, im pretty sure that much preservatives and artificial favouring must be some edgy shit
Asa no jo ga inaku naru made, watashi o jama shinaide kudasai.
Did you have a stroke while typing that?
Ah yes, nothing like a good cup of morning soda to start a good day
Hmm? what is that? did you say something? oh I couldn't hear you over me sipping on this delicious soda
Please PLEASE wait until it is empty. Only then you'll be able to talk
Houston, I am enjoying my first cup of coffee, please cease transmission until further notice.
You know how I get, over.
I'm LDS and never had coffee.
It's fucking hot bean juice people meme to death with sugar.
What the fuck am I missing?
>I'm LDS
>What the fuck am I missing?
the entirety of humanity, coffee isn't anywhere near the point from where you're standing