I have been having an illicit affair with a married woman for almost a year now.
Monday night she is coming over for diner and the rare overnighter because her husband will be out of town.
What can i make to honor our decadent relationship?
I have been having an illicit affair with a married woman for almost a year now
Sounds like sloppy seconds are already on the menu
Pizza and weed
Stop being a faggot
Make some steamed hams and quit being a selfish dick all your life ya cunt
spicy
make her lick pine needles out of a 5 gallon bucket
pic of her body
shes probably old and skinnyfat so give her a salad and hope she gets the hint
Curry
a baby
A bullet
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????
>a bullet
>gets a casing and inserts primer and presses it in
>puts the recommended powder load in
>places the bullet in and seats it to the rim
>crimps it on
>bon appetit???
I don't get it. What is making a bullet going to do for dinner?
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Get a picture of her son and put it at the table with a bowl of macaroni and cheese and make jokes about how your new son is such a picky eater.
Cyanide stew.
anyone have the screencap?
All you needed to say is "what's a good meal to cook a woman".
You're just seeking attention and trying to brag about your affair.
Two bullets. One for your piece of shit self and the dirty fuckin whore you're having an affair with. Both of you fuck off and KYS
here ya go buddy
Thanks, man. Appreciated.
Single moms are horrible people
How is it that everything is rape now?
What the hell happened?
A bowl of hard boiled eggs. She has to eat all of them
>. She has to eat all of them
H-how many eggs she haves to eat?
Order a pizza to show that the whole thing is low maintenance
This user knows the rewards of fucking another mans wife.