Hey Veeky Forums! Im making carbonara. I can't afford guanciale or prosciutto so I'm using bacon instead...

Hey Veeky Forums! Im making carbonara. I can't afford guanciale or prosciutto so I'm using bacon instead. I have my own chickens so these eggs are ethical. Using jarlsburg and gouda for the cheese topping.

Are you following Binging with Reddits recipe for this?
Tell us now. We'll know if you're lying.

>bacon
>jarlsberg
>gouda
Okay, but don't call it carbonara. That's not what you're making.

Cheese shredded...

The carbonara main ingredient, fresh from the coop.

Forgot pic

Spaghetti and bacon are almost good to go.

Peppa

This is the spaghetti I'm using :)

Wa la

Glad you like my carbonara.

You made noodles with scrambled egg and undercooked bacon

did you even try to cook the bacon

...

I was gonna say "bacon is fine, but jarlsberg and gouda are not", but then


too many eggs
pasta cooked, bacon still visibly cold in the pan
rice spaghetti?
scrambled eggs
fancy plate


You are a misery user

Damn, I'm mad as fuck

Look up a recipe, retard

>fucking up doing something as simple as frying bacon this bad

Ethical eggs?

>ethical eggs
well thank god

Ahahahahahahahhahahhaha

> i appreciate the effort you put into trolling

Nice troll, but you should've posted the picture of you running the pasta under cold tap water