Here, have a slice of pizza. My treat

Here, have a slice of pizza. My treat.

could i get a slice of a good pizza instead?

Thanks man. Where do you keep the pineapples?

What about that slice isn't good!

well, i can't see any toppings, too much cheese,too greazy.
all in all, looks like a pizza hut slice which is mediocre at best
i don't even know if i would say that was a pizzaslice

it reminds me of the last time I ordered from pizza hutt. utterly disgusting

Looks like the pizza they made at my highschool.

Sniff
Sniff
You're not gonna rape my booty if I eat this right?

Nah, looks like Godfather's or Minsky's.

KCfag?

looks like the perfect amount of cheese to me

I've been known to stray into that city, yeah.

Check out LC's Hamburgers in the northland if you haven't already. Best grease bombs ever.

Thanks man, big fan of 'eese 'za

(I am of course not talking about the euphemism)

(I am talking about actual, literal, 'eese 'za)

Is this was pretentious brainlets really think?

Hey, thanks man! Just let me wipe off the grease here…

don't know, i'm neither brainless nor pretentious. i just don't enjoy pizzas without toppings.

>Accept the slice
>Take it home
>Put your own toppings on it
wow, so hard

Town Topic is better

I haven't been to KC since Boulevard Brewing got bought out by that big conglomerate. Did they fuck it up?

>too much

said no one ever

Yum.

Nigger, that is Costco (USA) pizza. It tastes fantastic.

Unfortunately, I am not in the U.S. and the local edition of Costco is complete shit when it comes to their food court. They just can't get the same ingredients here.