Describe the last food you have eaten without directly saying what it is...

A specific brand of two slices of bread with two different spreads in between and trimmed with a side of frozen green and albino mini trees and orange roots.

yes

The best fast food sandwich

but mcdonalds canceled the bacon clubhouse...

tzar

For you maybe, but for me...

PB&J with cauliflower and carrots on the side?

i don't know

Pretty much, it was a grape uncrustable with California blend vegetables

You are correct

Taco bell

Yoga mat with a dozen barely edible vegetables AND STOP ASKING FOR TOASTED REEEEEEEEEE I COME HERE ONCE A WEEK I DON'T EVER WANT IT TOASTED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

a fowl-tasting meat with a bold and rich sauce on it

> (OP) (You)
>a fowl-tasting meat with a bold and rich sauce on it

Ham.
I just ate something crispy with a simulated BBQ flavour. And every ingredient used to make the food was probably artificial.

>fowl
>ham

BBQ on chicken

A bag of crisps?

A sweet greasy paste with scattered crunchy bits in it.

A bag of BBQ chips.

the mcchicken!

A green mess, with some starchy apples and 2 unborn kids fried.

Harvested grain baked to a crisp then nutrients get ejaculated all over it

Subway veggie on flatbread

thicc white liquid with a compound of berries and grain

wheat flour pulled into long strings, then boiled, with red thicc liquid simmered for 3 hours with ground up grass eating female mammal, something everone thinks are vegtables, and some stinky underground agriculture shiizzle

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oimzemkMB-4

A hearty southern chicken and sausage stew

Spaghetti pasta with tomato sauce, with some meat balls and parmesan

Anti-gay chicken

Yup

Yogurt with berries and granola?

Rolled, cheese filled things in a tomato thingie drowning them. In an oven. With an unholy delicious abomination made from mashed potatoes, wheat flour, and eggs.

mine is a 40% alcohol by volume neutral grain beverage originating from eastern europe
I have not one clue. Maybe pizza roll and potato casserole?

Is the first one enchiladas?

about 10 infusions of a south-american herb drunk from a small wooden, aluminum coated cup with a steel pipe
a bit over half a litre

wheat ball with mashed animal, long water vegetable and unborn chicken.
on the side with orange roots and green little balls.

it was fresh, chunchy, salty and a bit sweet with the perfect proportions of vegetables to everything else and a delicious flavor you cant miss or replicate
paired with a medium order of fries and a fresh coke its truly some of the best humanity has to offer

Lean slices of the cured flesh of the swine, alongside sheets of matured dairy product, egg sauce enveloped in the starchy result of the milled wheatflour grain.

Uhm, burger with pickles and egg , with a side of peas and carrots?

Brown, flavored bean juice ontop of rice that needs to shut the fuck up.

For me it's the Mc chicken

Fatty processed pork, salt and nitrates. It came from the supermarket in small Rod type pieces. I keep them in the fridge. I know processed meat is not good for me but sometimes I enjoy it.

I'm guessing you had one of these, m'lady
(my post is above this and below yours)

part is soft part is hard
its round

Oreo cookie?

...

Curly wheat, perhaps, shoe laces in packet infused water

The emperor who built the great wall to keep the rabbits out

i got really excited to eat it but then after i ate it i remembered its never as good as i imagined it to be

Fried food enjoyed by basketball americans

Fryin' chickens, massah?

I just threw something together so the dish doesn't have a name. As such I'll give a cryptic clue for each component.

>young-girl peace and no-tree leaf
>in south-east neck-ornament slurry
>served on ridiculed charming irish apples,
>with italian carb dumpling reborn with more 'carb

...

old, white, crumbly
with crunchy crystals

Not bread but similar with cheese and ground meat and potatoes that were shredded and then fried and served by a clown restaurant

thai carbonara gnocchi?

a staple food, mildly soaked with a fatty substance, sprinkled with a relative of many poisonous plants

It's thin and minty.

shamrock shake?

Lazy sweet breakfast.

Little boiled potato balls with cheese and Italian sauce.

Nope.

THIN and MINTy

a lamb chop with a nice mint sauce?

There you go

Hot pocket?

Thin mints

I ate a popular delivery food in the USA. The Chicongo variant of this food is a meme on Veeky Forums.

Pizza

A soggy [blank] from Veeky Forums's favorite fast food joint that doesn't have a smug anime bitch and tends to constantly discontinue good shit (later reinstated as a shittier form)

Breaded mystery meat on a stick

Corn dog

Now I want one.

Corn dog.

IDK but is it from taco hell?

McChicken

Crispy and has a spicy bite that stays on your lips, but is easily handled and savored thanks to a tomato slice. I found the recipe online and find it better frying it myself than its original due to being able to shape the meat and not just using the plank cut that is served at the drive-thru.

little wads of meat wrapped in a starch, topped with tomato-based sauce

bread
meat
cheese
onion
frozen
liquid shits

Apple, banana, strawberry, beetroot in a liquidiser

Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuoli

faggot smoothie while you get a cum enema

Sugar cookies?

Bird chest coated in wheat that has been crushed into powder, dunked into its own menstral cycle, and then coated in deconstructed bread, deep fried and topped with melted dairy product and tomato salsa.

chicken parm

You win

Small chunks of chicken
A certain dressing used generally in salad or with carrots
Named after the meat used in it and the westernmost of the mainland 48 States

Sea creature in a can with emulsified eggs on golden rounds

Meat. Phallic in shape. In between buns. Carmelized tear jerkers and yellow stuff on top.

A canned version of "Hello darkness my old friend..."

Hot doges

carbs, protein, and sugar
easy meal involving a butter knife
you ate it when you were a kid

peanut butter

processed rectangular packages of jam and jizz

Flour and yeast product with garlic and cheese.

a food commonly eaten for celebration of a birthday (at least in UK) which is modeled on a butterfly larva

people slip on it in good comedy films