Call me Ishmael

> Call me Ishmael.

What did he mean by this?

He meant he was a crypto-Muslim, the Semitic fuck.

Esau was way better than Ishmael anyway. Fucking hack.

>Ish"male"

He was being sexist scum.

>> Call me Ishmael.

>What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?

He wanted to be called "Ishmael"

this

Thank you. But why did he order us to call him by his name? He could have just introduced himself

Cause he was a self-righteous cunt.

He knows you're a submissive beta cuck that will do anything he says.

That's the best answer.Great pic

He wants to be an Arabian

It wasn't his real name. I think it's pretty obvious why he couldn't use it.

he wanted to hook up with ishmael

It's an entry-level literary reference.

Are you sure you're on the right board?

Oh wow I never thought of it that way.

>I'm nuclear. I'm wild.

What did he mean by this?

okay, this is a bit of a stretch but i think he was asking for his person to be referred to as Ishmael

Can you give me an expert-level literary reference?

*farts*

He meant his real name's Dave

Oh sorry I haven't read the entire Western canon