OH FUCK LADS, it's the ice cream man, What do you get?

OH FUCK LADS, it's the ice cream man, What do you get?

A half ounce

Small strawberry sundae and an 8ball of your finest cocaine.

does he have anything thats not icecream?

diabetes

Jawbreakers, candy cigarettes, and other candy as well as soda

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how about anything salty?

Orange dreamsicle and some blow for later

Those things are terrible. Trust me. I'm a school teacher. I teach English Composition in this little town called Addley, Pennsylvania. The last eleven years I've been at Thomas Alva Edison High School. I was coach of the baseball team in the spring time. I've never seen a kid finish one of those. They always bite off the gumballs and discard the rest after only a few minutes.

>my English teacher pissed me off here's her information

PArequest denied.

i want that kind of ice cream man

Salted caramel

u sure are dumb. they said english composition 11 years baseball coach and listed a school. the person isn't acting like a dicx while pretending to be them or while even being them and there is certainly no request of any sort within that post

tl;dr kill yourself

the red white and blue pop sicxle.

pictured trucx has terrible selection btw

Marshmallow oyster shell and a wrap of your fine chinese.

I'll have a motherfucking margarita pop.

Single vanilla cone with chocolate sprinkles.
Mr.Softee is the best.

A cone with two scoops ;^)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yes I'll have a good humor strawberry shortcake bar.

This is /ck.
People post food pics without stripping metadata all the time.
People post work histories and other personal info that would allow us to narrow down who they are.
We don't fuck with people who causally dox themselves here just because they slipped and leaked a bit too much about themselves.

This is /ck.

Lol you sound like youre 12 you pathetic fucking zero

Veeky Forums has been stripping exif data for years

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so other users can't see it, sure. And do you think they just throw it away?

OH HELL YEAH!

God tier

>Blue Tornado.

less of the quare shite, gimmie a fuckin 99 and stop yer messin

Good Humor Strawberry Shortcake (first choice) or Toasted Almond or Chocolate Eclair, depending on my mood.
But the Strawberry Shortcake is always my first choice, that shit is delicious.

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i always loved these. the outer crust coating was amazing.

A 99 and 3 packs of garbage pail kids please

Sources say two scoops of vanilla is the only choice

Haven't had anything from an ice cream truck for about 25 years.

Not a conscious decision. I just never see them anymore.

only acceptable answer coming through

Could i have 3 choco tacos please?

Smallest ice cream ever.

Confirmed pimplefaced teenager.

Get outta that garden!

Oh, you're a little too old for that.

molested

Hopefully not molested

american ice cream is nasty

My nigga.

everything

Not your personal army, faggot.

I get a double scoop.

I don't know what to get without the pictures.

Nice try, Achmed.

Excellent.

that's a reference to saving private ryan. tom hanks characters syas the middle 2 sentences.

This

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Is that a brain

Am I the only one who called these nigger brains?

What is it about that, that just makes me want to stick my dick in it?

That had never even crossed my mind before now.

19 90 9'n
Always get a '99 with a flake, or a Zap.
Zap is the fucking shit! It's toffee flavoured godliness on a stick.
>pic related. It's a motherfucking Zap

>tfw Mr. Softee doesn't drive around my neighborhood in over 12 years

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Zap is my go-to, too.

Thanks for the idea.

good taste my man

behold the slightly superior mint feast

This. Five of them so I can shove them in the freezer for later.

>/ck
It's Veeky Forums you fucking twat

the GOAT of course

Ice cream for myself and overachiving children.

These are amazing

Only skreet nigga in this thread

THE COLORS DUKE THE COLORS!!!!

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Gimme your finest cock mister

REEEEEEEEEE

a bag of weed on the low low

Gimme some stink bombs and fireworks
and a choco taco

The only correct choice

t. South central los angeles resident

Molested

These were so tasty but they always disappointed me as a kid...I'd get to the chocolate center and it would be hard as a rock and I'd almost end up breaking my teeth on it.

Was good for when I had loose baby teeth that were being stubborn about falling out, though.

A drumstick, shake, or a ninja turtle.

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Hell yea

My nigga

does anyone remember the jingle that kids used to make fun of the ice cream trucks? or was that just my school?

>give me a dollar
>and a i'll rip you off
>my name is mister softee

rape

2006 called, they want their meme back.

Choco Taco

>Taco

The Classic. The Goat.
Ain't nothing better.

Sanic the Eye scream.

>Not the green and red one with yellow center
Pleb

Next you'll say Tex-mex isn't American

this, every time.

ah youth, ah innocence. where did thy go?

One of those things with the bubblegum ball in the bottom.

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ninja turtle, powerpuff, or spiderman ice cream with gumball eyes.

I like this man