Hey Veeky Forums I'm having a get together with a bunch of friends of mine for a few weeks and we thought it'd be neat to buy some american snacks for a change that we can't get here usually ( the netherlands ).
I found an import store that sells a huge assortiment of Amerikana products like hotpockets, Reese, Hershey chocolate, Reese, etc and I was wondering if you guys have any suggestions? Would really appreciate it.
Avoid plain Hershey's chocolate because it's terrible, go with Ghirardelli if they have it. Other than that crucial piece of advice just go nuts and try lots of different things.
Evan King
>be none american >order 'american candy bundle' out of curiosity a few years ago >butterfinger - pretty good, nice texture >mint m&m's - fuck yes >original hershey's bar - becomes the first chocolate i've ever spat out in repulsion, wonder why it tastes like literal baby vomit. Proceed to google and see that they're supposed to taste like that and I didn't just get a shitty batch
I'd say avoid those
Jason James
Get some Reese peices, and mountain dew and nacho cheese doritos and meme out
Joshua Morales
just avoid the hershey's or any other american chocolate brand as many other people has already pointed, americans like to have a leftover butyric acid taste on chocolate, which coincidentially is the main component of the smell of smilk
Christian Nelson
*sour milk
Brandon Morales
Peanut butter, banana, ice, milk. Rasain cinnamon bread for sandwiches: turkey, tuna, egg. Buy some chicken and pork. Marinate in honey mustard / bbq sauce. Get some pumpkin pie, and shove it right up your fucking ass.
Ryder Jenkins
Just don't buy american chocolate, european chocolate is master race.
Easton Hill
As many anons will tell you, American chocolate is pretty shit, at least anything mass produced.
What we do do well is novelties and neon candies. Anything thats wierd and sour and sticky. Now and Laters, Star Bursts, Mike Ikes, etc
Jace Perry
Do they got a website so we can pick shit out for you?
I'm ordering from here, any picks would be appreciated!
Samuel Allen
Jelly Belly beans are the fucking bomb. Just avoid any of that bamboozle shit or you'll end up eating some fucked up flavor like soap or tuna fish.
Blake Cook
I heard that Eastern Europeans like Reese's a lot
Jose Long
Red Hots (original) Milky Way midnight dark Claey's Watermelon Drops
Eli Adams
Why the fuck are you nederlanders always getting together and doing gay shit like balls? Bianca, is that you?
William Moore
Suggestions, just my personal favs
Laffy Taffy, Nerds, Nerds Rope, Spree, Mike Ikes, now and later, Blowpops, Chewy Lemonhead
Isaac Nelson
smores
Alexander Harris
Reese's
Jaxson Parker
This is the list I would go with.
MIKE & IKE ORIGINAL FRUITS RED HOTS WARHEADS SOUR BAG MINI BUTTERFINGER BITES WHOPPERS (Not In Stock) TWIZZLERS STRAWBERRY (Red Vines Not In Stock) REESES PEANUT BUTTER CUP WHATCHAMACALLIT CAPN CRUNCH REGULAR (Don't Know If You Want Cereal) A & W ROOT BEER 355ML (Not In Stock) BIG RED SODA (Bubblegum Soda- Might Pass On This) REESES PEANUT BUTTER SPREAD (Really Shit Brand I Would Pass) CHEETOS FLAMING HOT 226G SNYDERS PRETZEL PIECES - HONEY & MUSTARD
Daniel Green
Don't fucking buy hotpockets.
I don't get why Euros are snooty about Hershey's, I tried one and it was fine, better than a bunch of brands from around Europe.
As someone with an extremely picky palate, that's something I've never tasted while trying various American chocolates. Do you people just have shitty luck and get sent expired candy every time?
Ethan Gonzalez
It's nothing to do with being 'snooty' you fucking mongoloid, they have an incredibly distinctive taste (butyric acid) that people who don't grow up eating it generally find repulsive.
Jayden Perry
OBSESSED
Samuel Cruz
I did not grow up with them and I'm not experiencing that taste trying them for the first time. Am I being memed?
William Turner
If you like Sour Patch Kids, don't miss out on Sour Patch Kids Tropical if you get a chance to buy them.
Doritos suck, they taste more like butter than cheese. Mountain Dew is basically like Sprite or 7Up but not as good.
Zachary Wright
Yeah, pretty old Veeky Forums meme. Butyric acid is actually good for the health of your lower intestine. Aids in balancing out the good and bad bacteria down there.
Butyric acid is found in milk, especially goat, sheep and buffalo milk, butter, and parmesan cheese among other foods.
Jonathan Jackson
i dont know. hershey is horrible chocolate peanut butter cups are good peanut mms are good dark chocolate mms cheezit triscuit malted milk balls rocky road candy bars are sort of different raisinets dont get chex mix: get corn and rice chex and add some chili powder or something. make your own chex mix. add pretzels if you need to frozen white castle hamburgers are unique to us monterey jack cheese: is it sold there? its our native cheese in california, has a good flavor, good on crackers 100 grand bars are nice and crunchy (popped rice caramel and chocolate) snickers minis
Hudson Ramirez
Pixie stix my nigga. Snort those fuckers like a third grader and show your friends you're the alpha. You can get giant ones. For chocolate you should get Nonpareils. So fucking smooth and good. Another classic is Fun Dip. You'll end up eating the dipping stick before you finish the powder.
Nathaniel King
jelly bellies, starburst
Charles Baker
>I found an import store that sells a huge assortiment of Amerikana products like hotpockets, Reese, Hershey chocolate, Reese, etc and I was wondering if you guys have any suggestions? Would really appreciate it. most mass produced junk food really isn't that good. just remember there is more to america than hershey's and hot pockets
Lincoln Cruz
Thanks for contributing nothing.
Blake Williams
Snickers Twix Hershey's with Almonds M&Ms with Peanuts (yellow bag) Butterfinger Reese's Peanut Butter Cups Payday Sour Punch Nerds Funyuns Pringles (sour cream, BBQ) Post Great Grains cereal Snapple (pink lemonade, kiwi strawberry)
Brandon Diaz
this user is a true OG
Jaxon Hughes
Oh and if you really wanna put those bitches in their place get some Lucas powder and snort that. It's Mexican but I'm sure most Americans know what it is. Try and find a bundle of the ones in little packages that are sour.
Brody James
Don't get Hershey. After someone pointed out that it has a vomit aftertaste, that's all I taste anymore.
Leo Davis
interesting, milka always tastes of sour milk to me, maybe it too contains butyric acid
Ryan Sanchez
That website reminds me of that time I spent a month in county lockup.
Gotta love getting shit from the commissary. A bag of Doritos or a candy bar can buy friends.
Sebastian Davis
Mike & Ike original Now & Laters Nerds and Fun Dip if you like pure sugar Jelly Beans Warheads, green and blue are the best ones Blowpops watermelon, sour apple, blue razz Butterfinger, Reeses Cups or the bites if you want to get sick Snickers, peanut butter one is pretty good The hersheys cookies n cream bar is a guilty pleasure with pretty much everyone I know Hubba bubba watermelon or strawberry watermelon Red Hots
Never get chocolate unless its ghirardelli.
Wyatt Butler
Yeah, look at all these Veeky Forums users memeing XD
Brody Cooper
A big giant plastic jar of cheese balls.
Sebastian White
Honest question: Why have Reese's Pieces not run M&Ms out of the market?
Mason Sanchez
They were mainstream when E.T. was out decades ago. They've lost public awareness. Everyone knows Reese's by their peanut butter cups now and a lot of grocers don't even stock Reese's pieces.
Jose Harris
Because the world doesn't revolve around your country amerilard, m&m's are international and delicious in their own right
Nicholas Gutierrez
>memes are only on Veeky Forums
Jason Torres
>Butyric acid is found in milk, especially goat, sheep and buffalo milk, butter, and parmesan cheese among other foods.
It's also found in vomit.
Christian Sanders
>I'm not experiencing that taste
Do you by any chance smoke, or drink heavily?
John Sanchez
Nobody seems to have mentioned Twinkies.
Get some Twinkies. Original. The other flavours are inedible.
Logan James
>Because the world doesn't revolve around your country amerilard If only you knew, haha, if only you knew. We're practically the center of the universe as far as news, consumed media, and culture is concerned. Americana rules the globe.
Camden Morgan
>This is what the sheltered Americlap believes
Andrew Perez
Look you replied to me. You just can't help but be obsessed about us.
Fucking lmaoing @ ur pathetic third worlder life rn desu senpai
Alexander Diaz
>Fucking covfefe @ ur pathetic third covfefe life rn covfefe covfefe
Tyler Cruz
Twinkies are shit now. All """Hostess"" snacks are shit. Their chocolate flavoring tastes like a shitty tootsie roll knockoffs.
Camden Williams
Twinkies were always shit.
Henry Peterson
> Not trying snickers
Coca-cola, Cheeseburger (a "real" cheeseburger, not some McDonald's shit), Snickers chocolate bar, Red Bull, Doritos, Reese's peanut butter cups, Peanut butter and jelly sandwhich, an American breakfast (Steak, Eggs, Hash browns, etc.)
Mason Evans
>'yeah, pretty old Veeky Forums meme'
reading comprehension nigger, do you have it?
Kayden Bailey
This is positive though?
Dylan Lewis
Not at all.
I didn't notice anything special about the flavor of it at all, kind of like a store brand chocolate but slightly better. But it's no Ritter Sport or anything.
Literally everyone has Snickers already.
Landon Hall
make s'mores - very american and I'm pretty sure nonexistent elsewhere