I've been eating nothing but dried dates and refried beans for the last 24 hours.
AMA me anything
I've been eating nothing but dried dates and refried beans for the last 24 hours
How much do you charge for a good hard shag?
Depends, am i fucking or getting fucked?
did you put any of the dates in your butt
with that colon bomb, getting fucked.
Been watching Blackadder lately?
I do like that episode
maybe like 50 USD.
no, never watched it.
Do you feel like you're gonna die? What do your farts smell like?
>Do you feel like you're gonna die?
no
> What do your farts smell like?
bad
i just ate some dates
my favourite is to eat them alongside peanut butter and a banana for a snack
what brand is your dates?
United with Earth. It's some organic stuff
Status update, i finished the 1 pound box of dates
i was eating shit like that for weeks then my work gave me a machine with a cab and i was suffocating myself with my own rancid farts
>1 pound box of dates
thats a fuckload of fiber
and a fuckload of sugar
Status update.
The urge to use the bathroom finally hit me.
I feel like a crapped a truck.
how does your sphincter feel?
pretty good. i don't hurt or anything.
oh god my bowls are starting to feel really bloated.
so is the goal to save up a massive shit?
The goal is poor eating habits
>AMA me anything
>ask me anything me anything
the question is are you trolling or do you just not understand acronyms
Them some fat bowls
kys yourself autistic faggot, next you'll be pointing out spelling errors.
It's this amazing new thing called a joke
are you too thick to understand jokes?
nice comma splice
is the theme "things that look like poopsies"
are you full of shit?
Dude am I being troled now two tho rofl???