You're walking down a dark alley when a masked man steps behind you, puts a gun to your head...

>you're walking down a dark alley when a masked man steps behind you, puts a gun to your head, and says "Give me the most Pynchonian character name you can or I'll blow yer California raisin out yer skullbox, daddy-o"

What do?

JUST PULL THE TRIGGER YOU PUSSY!

Agnes Servile

/thread

>I'll blow yer California raisin out yer skullbox, daddy-o"

Channing Heliophysic

Tom Clungey

Spalding B. Ascottball

Barney Shoehorn

this wins

say Gregory Berrycone

Estrus Memesworthy.

Juggs "Radio" Marconi

Strep "Mac" Bethintosh

lol

Jiminy Pumpernick

Syncletica "Syn" Cradlesands

Copious Grant

entropy gasol
he's a sailor lol

Calvin Bossa
Hugh Fook
Xoicha Malaise

Donald Poblano

Biggus Diccus

I call him a nigger.

Davron Forster Worpace

This is a very unflattering picture of David Foster Wallace (pbuh). Delete it.

Now.

Dick Cuntemptering

Vaginal Dis'charge

Bonansa Banana 'el Dorado' Bratislavski

Tote Leedonfore

I put on my wizard hat and robe

Bogg Stain.

"Hooba Stank, NRB. NRB stands for No Relation to Band and he says it quickly after introducing hisself. Court mandated you know"

Randy Lerner, PI.

Dinduesha Nuffinicus

Bunny B. Sexbody

Jasper "Jeeps" McGee

Bevsworth "Maestro" Aebersold

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Marinard Hockeyjock

Ive been reading V., my first Pinecone, and I dont understand this. Whats the thing with his characters names?

That name's way too ridiculous, even for Pynchon

It's just supposed to be funny. Check your autism at the door.

How?
How is Profane or Rachel funny?
Is Gerard ScrumbPan a pynchonian name?

Ichigo Santana.

>Benny Profane
>pro·fane
>prəˈfān/
>adjective
>relating or devoted to that which is not sacred or biblical; secular rather than religious.

>Benny
>Short for Benedict
>From the Late Latin name Benedictus which meant "blessed"
Wew

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