I'm a computer programmer

>I'm a computer programmer

...

keep dreaming
>math phd is where the bitches at

>im a doctor
>her mother is already setting me up for marriage

you guys dont know shit

>im a primitive minded dumbass that prioritizes sex over everything else

high neanderthal gene ratio correlates with low IQ right?

two words

>civil

>engineering

>I'm an Electrical Engineer/Physics dual major

hnnggggg sauce pls

reverse search retard, it's super easy to find him.

lmao in your fucking dreams

Do you fags not understand irony or something?

where do you think you are?

Lol virgin.

>I play in the NFL

Face it.

>you say "I'm a computer programmer"
>then you take your panties off

Yeah, finding work is pretty had for code monkeys. You could still get another degree. No need to resort to prostitution, OP. Have you looked into a degree in Nursing?

> tfw you master finite field arithmetic but still can't get a GF

She's picking her panties actually

Unless you're John Urschel, I doubt any NFL player browses Veeky Forums

Nope.
Just one girl though. Who Ive been with the last 6 years.

I'm glad people like you exist though. Just inflates my intelligence even more.

>him

What the fuck

>not showing the dick

The truth is that the girl in the pic puts on her clothes again, because you said that.

what

she's dressed like a literal whore, i guess it makes sense as that's the only kind of woman who will fuck you

Nah, I think I'm gonna go in for CNC mills. When in detroit...

strange, considering i fucked ur mum last night

Opposite
Neaderthals were the smart ones, they just didn't breed enough and were thus killed off when the new humans came to the scene

>him

Dude don't you see the adams apple?

that's a strawberry you dumbass

Anime is for brainlet virgins grow up mate it's just embarrassing

>Nope.
>Just one girl though. Who Ive been with the last 6 years.
Hahahaahaa, seems like she can't fuck.

>Im a engineer

Bonus points for useless shit IE or ""hard"" EE

why do we still use whore as an insult

maybe not all of us come from rich old families, maybe some of us had prostitute mommies because otherwise we'd have no lunch money

[Citation needed]

If IE is so useless how come they are always in charge of ME, EE and CEs? Checkmate atheists

Thats like saying management is a good degree

If IEs are always in management then how come their salaries are much lower?

IE's salary has a lower mean but it also has a higher standard deviation than the big three (ME, CE and EE). This is because a big part of IE graduates go into logistics, ergonomics and other areas with lower salary. And other big part goes into managment, process or project, where your salary will be way higher and ME, CE, EEs will have to respond to you. But obviously, with a higher salary, you have a lot more responsibilities.

Yup. I added that I was a computer engineer to my bumble profile and now all of the sudden I'm getting 2-4 matches a day, all from girls way above my league.

Before that I'd get one fatty a week.

this man looks sadder every time someone posts it

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