Post ITT if you suck at cooking and can't cook for shit

Post ITT if you suck at cooking and can't cook for shit

>tfw can't make mac n cheese
>tfw a proper grilled cheese is literally impossible for me

I can't follow directions either. It's cool.

Sucks for you.

the only way you can fuck that up is by overcooking it
stop frogposting for 20 minutes straight after putting shit on the oven and maybe you'll actually not burn it, dumb frogposters

only fags and women know how to cook
the kitchen is a womans place
just like the bedroom

if youre a """"man""""" who considers himself a cook
then youre no man at all
might as well put on a pink frilly apron
like the fags you are
>ooh la la i poached an egg
queers

I cant cut or chop anything to size
I always cut all my vegetables wayyyy tooo thicccc
OVERSEASON everything
undercook everything
blacken everything I put sauce on and ruin the pans
cant bake
cant do proportions or servings well
undercook rice every time
chili is water and beans or regular chili with no flavor and all jalapeno flavor
only cook eggs sunny side up because I cant flip, I even ruin scrambled and omelettes
over or under cook chicken every time
cant just look at a pantry and whip something up, need to have ingredients laid out for me
rip apart packages, wrappers, cans, never just easily open anything ever

I always feels bad when I see this gif
the girl just wanted some coke and now there's a mess and it's fallen on the floor :(

...

please explain the sweetie meme
i need to know the full scope
a complete description of the meme would be great

I interpreted it as a different way of using the >implying meme. Its too new. I cant find any references.

Wouldn't it be nice if there was a thread people could actually ask questions or ask for general advice when beginning to cook?

or you could just go to startcooking.com and not listen to retards on a cambodian hentai museum board

well, basically you are a faggot

WOMEN ARE THE OPPRESSORS! EVERY YEAR WOMEN WORLDWIDE KILL 50-60 MILLION OF THEIR OWN BABIES BY WAY OF ABORTION, WOMEN ARE EXTERMINATING THE FUTURE OF MANKIND(BOTH FEMALE AND MALE FETUSES OF ALL RACES)! FEMINISM IS MENTAL ILLNESS, IT'S DESTROYING ALL PEOPLE!

I just follow chef John's recipes and they come out great. Anything else I try to make comes out like shit.

Do you guys have any easy slow cooker recipes?
Preferably ones that don't need many ingredients?
I'm skinny and poor and it's 1 AM and I'm about to go to the store but don't know what to buy.

No u

I am great at cooking, by my kryptonite is still mac n cheese. I can make an "okay," one, but even if I do a bechemel sauce to add fresh cheese too, it either becomes too rich or bland as fuck.

If you can't cook get the fuck off of this board.

It's diet coke, she deserves much worse than what she got.

Honestly, this is pretty true

It's hard to justify most cases of abortion

Your Reddit spacing would justify you being aborted.

>using gay facebook memes
>calls someone else a faggot ]
wew look at this nigger faggot