Dear Veeky Forums

Dear Veeky Forums,

What's the safest way to kill myself
thanks in advance
cheers

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you start this thread every day
are you gonna kill yourself or not, you fucking attention whore?

yeah i will but i'm waiting until everything's ready
there's no rush i just want to make sure i'm doing it the right way
the brain worms haven't progressed much further into the brain stem in the last six months or so, and it's possible that they'll die
but if they don't, then i want to make sure i'm killing myself in a safe way

i understand your concern and i'm sorry if it upsets you but i'm a man of science and i'm not particularly emotionally invested in the situation

>death
>safe

take a shit in the toilet and forget to flush
works every time

>the brain worms haven't progressed much further into the brain stem
elaborate
then i will allow you to die

Your tortoise matches my dog

this is probably the safest way to kill oneself

keep posting until your heart stop beating

dude i think your dog has glaucoma

Become an alcoholic. It's the best way to kill yourself, and you will get to be drunk all the time until death.

Lot of Morphine / Anesthesia / Analgesics
Any way to kill yourself you want.
$300k Starting

what is death by liver failure like

Remember when you go to a Dr. for this you don't mention the parasites or they'll think you're a loon

there's plenty of documentation
i just can't afford to take care of it
welcome to the untied states of america

pretty bad, desu
but if you drink enough you'll forget how bad it is
you can induce liver failure by taking a shitload of acetaminophen, but while being far cheaper, this is far less fun than inducing it over a period of decades with your favorite hard liquor

Hey I remember when I made this thread here , but now OP has made it again but worse
Strange life, isn't it?

so original
warosu.org/sci/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=safest way to kill myself

Well, its a simple oxymoron, so I didn't expect it to be original, but I can say with full honesty I made it up independantly and am not aware of seeing it anywhere else before I made that thread
Thanks for responding :)

>analgesic
>OD on ibuprofen
>72+hrs later your liver fails and you die an excrutiatingly painful death

More like bawkoma heyooo

Take a .45 ACP or a 12 gauge and aim for the head.

6/10

wat

fail

What do you mean by safest? Because in common parlance any action resulting in your death is generally considered unsafe.

Dying of old age.

adorable. birds are best mammal.