Im writing a book about my own balls and cock

Im writing a book about my own balls and cock
Would it get published?

Depends on what they look like.

Classic

It wouldn't be long enough.

DELETE THIS

Lmao

I WILL PUBLISH IT AND SELL IT DOOR TO DOOR FOR YOU.

good post

any thoughts of a sequel?

GOD
DAAAMMNNNNNNNN

Aw shit

This could actually be pretty interesting.

Thread was created for that great joke?

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Put me in the screencap

Savage

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Same person

I'd be okay with that.

Nah, just saw it in catalogue. Surprised it wasn't first reply.

People do love underdog stories.

facebook-tier thread

If you're a "girl" it will

Yahoo answers tier thread.

>hahahaha lol so wacky ironically laughing at PUN jokes!!!! xD it's funny b/c it's not that clever but I like ironically saying BTFO with my group of cool little Veeky Forums pals xD

>>>/reddit/

also,
>inb4 "no fun allowed" xD just let us be WACKY bro!11 xD
kill yourselves

>I dont share your sense of humor so you should not be in my sikrit club
try killing yourself, autismo

Lol, it's alright, OP, prostitutes can't turn you down if you pay them enough, you know.

kek this guy looks like Adam Lanza

>he's this mad about his small dick
Just how small are we talking about?

/thread

Honestly, nah

OP asks a retarded question and gets rebutted.

This thread should be stickied for the permanent humiliation of you/OP, since it is obvious you're the OP samefagging angry you got BTFO

honestly yah