Dayli reminder that if you haven't fapped today to the only literaturfu worth having you're mom and should probably...

Dayli reminder that if you haven't fapped today to the only literaturfu worth having you're mom and should probably debore yourself.

Pure, undiluted autism.

>not fapping to a hikki qt
Failure at life, going nowhere slow.

I had sexual intercourse instead.

>masturbating
You will never be a good writer if you aren't celibate. Enjoy never being famous plebs.

>Enjoy never being famous
I will.

She is great, I agreed

>Not Sylvia Plath

O mon fils, vous vous trompez.

Frère...

SUPERIOR WAIFU COMING THROUGH

She looks extremely English.

>woolf's instagram
>all pics are from that side from that angle

Explain further? What exactly is so attractive about Emily? What do you want to do with her?

I fapped to Felicity today and she is an English major.
Does that count?

only an english major could be that shit at acting.

Everything...

kek

Elaborate.

Just look at the OPic and...

...delight.

you are so mom it hurts

tell me more

She's one of the greatest novelists to ever live, but she looked like a woolf and had mental issues. I'd actually probably date that Twitter poet that hangs out with Tao (can't remember her name) because she's cute and seems extremely neurotypical.

don't sweat me you mom ass fool

>patient associates mothers with rektums