So, do you guys have normie gfs or shy intellectual geek gfs?

I met a girl who reads a lot of books but she's married ;_;

She wears sweaters and oxford shirts too, and round glasses.

Bar. I was only there because for an after-work thing. I was drinking and decided to ask for number after having a short conversation about something really mundane. First few months was me pretending to be a fellow normie. Worked out though, funny thing is now I don't have to pretend because I've turned into one. Fake it till you make it kinda thing.

>mfw my bf reads ken follet unironically

do you seriously believe that clubbing sluts even read?

I don't believe anybody who isn't shy or geeky is automatically a clubber. The vast majority of people rarely go clubbing.

I have waifus

She's a smart (academically) normie who reads YA. Might cheat on her with an Italian chick though who's not as smart but is hot and Italian.

Those books are so smutty. I wish they wouldn't put his face on the back cover because it really kills my boner thinking about him writing it.

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normie waifus or shy intellectual geek waifus?

old creepy dudes write the best smut

i do both. now what?

Shy, bookish waifus are always the best.

The girl I spend the most time with is an art history major at a school in the same city as mine. She's actually more Veeky Forums than any other guy or girl I know, I convinced her to read The Recognitions and she loved it. She understood the endless art references a lot better than I did.
She's not the shy qt you're imagining though because that's an autistic fantasy, she's very normie and so am I

art history is a meme

I know multiple girls who read more than you and drink/smoke on a weekly basis
I hate frogposters so goddamn much

>tfw no qt Iberian gf

Is this supposed to be funny? Am I supposed to find your Reddit-tier self-deprecating shitposting funny? I can only imagine you nu-males who make threads like this and still complain about le frogposter boogeyman. Just go back. You're not welcome here.

Maybe you Redditors should actually make good posts if you want to see good posts. A wise user once said, "ask not what your board can do for you, ask what you can do for your board."

But you won't. It's more fun to call people psueds, complain that the mean mods at Reddit banned you AGAIN, and shitpost in "what lit will help we with muh depreshun" threads. And at the same time you'll expect "intelligent" discussion (usually long, overwritten posts jacking yourself off for actually understanding a book you read), but you can't make an intelligent post. You also refuse to engage with the culture of Veeky Forums, mocking Pepe and memes because you're a psued who would like to imagine himself above such simpleminded things as "fun" and "jokes".

If you hate it so much here, just leave.

Pic related.

This thread reminds me of my shy "intellectual" geek oneitis, who I used to buy books and have long discussions over, until she found out I liked her and typically thought it better to stop being friends as a result.

Women are all the same deep down, luckily most here are queer and will have the chance at meeting a reasonably rational partner.

I haven't posted any frog

>tfw somebody used my copypasta
my greatest accomplishment tbqh

how do you pretend to be a normie

You're the 1%, most people don't even read, let alone basic white bitches

Yes we do, and it's only fun with friends
You live in America or Britain?
If that were the case, clubs would go out of business

Of course you do, you're on the literature board. But be aware that you are the exception.

She acknowledged that and is double majoring in business because of it
It's a private school with a good business program so she'll get a job faster than me probably
Lol nice pasta lad

If she's an art major then is not a normie. By "normie" I mean average girls with common thoughts and interests.

A girl at a bookshop got me into Gene Wolfe. I became so obsessed with her I snuck into her house and stole her panties

i'm as basic and as white and as bitchy as one can get. but i so agree that most of my female friends never go beyond shades of grey. but hey, atleast they read

you have a point i guess

My gf is a qt pleb who reads shit normie fiction but she thicc af

>hey, atleast they read
my dear...

my gf reads some pretty good stuff and speaks 4 languages, but she's pretty normie, liberal with a sprinkle of socdem and etc.

she gets sorta pissed when I start talking only lining the fascists up and shooting them can solve anything

Art history girls are the worst, I remember going to a gallery with one and she would analyse the paintings.
It all came down to
>muh feels
Despite her knowledge it all came down to solipsism.
They use art as a means to hide from any semblance of reason.
All women have the same interest (4 letters starts with c), they simply specialise to attain it.

Very shy, CS student. She doesn't read much but I've already introduced her to classical music, it won't be long before I've made her start with the Greeks.

Art History is literally the most pure subject you can learn.

It's worthless. There's no reason to get a degree in it, because you can get that knowledge from a good book or Wikipedia anyways, especially if you aren't planning on being a painter.

>there are actual antifa kiddies on Veeky Forums
lmao

It's pure because it's worthless. It's just learning for learning's sake. The depth of knowledge you get from Art History is endless. A book or wikipedia don't come close. Not even Grove Art Online comes close.

>this much presumption
Who hurt you, user?
She's a quiet girl who loves art
She loves red/black figure paintings on amphorae, and renaissance masters, and jacques-louis david, I don't know how detailed her analyses of all of them are but I would assume they're deeper than yours if you're this fucking autistic