Moby Dick? More like suck my dick!!! HAHAHA

Moby Dick? More like suck my dick!!! HAHAHA

Infinite Jest? More like INFINITE ASS!!!!! HAHAHAHA

Mein Kampf? More like Mein Cunt!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA

The diary of a young girl? More like THE DIARRHEA OF A YOUNG GIRL!!!! HAHAHA

1984? More like the current year!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Infinite Jest? More like INFINITESIMAL TALENT!!!!! HAHAHAHA

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man? More Like BORE-trait of the Artist as a Young Man

Nice.

Unironic kek

bitches call my dick Moby Dick because it's as big as a whale and is also a dick

bitches call my dick Moby Dick cause once they've had a taste they end up chartering a whaling ship and searching the seven seas just for another piece

bitches call my dick Moby Dick because it is crooked and covered in scars and hunted by sailors

Bitches call my dick Moby Dick because that shit make em gasp like an emoji and may be the biggest in the world and the conflation of emoji and may be leads naturally to Moby
help

Bitches call my dick Moby Dick because I'm white.

>state of Veeky Forums these days

Truly a lost.

The Bible?????

more like the LIEble!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooohhhhh, because god isn't real!!!!

War and peace? more like Turd and piss hehe

The Picture of Dorian Gray? More like The Picture of Dorian GAY HAHAHA

Moby dick? I eat whale fat

Is this the Reddit containment thread?

a song of ice and fire? more like a shart of gas and mire

It's pretty astonishing how little the mods do considering how bad conditions are and how good they used to be.

More like the Frown and the Fury, ey fellas?

Veeky Forums? More like autistic Veeky Forums! HAHAHAHA

>Not Libel
Sigh.

Ulysses? More like U-shouldn'treadit

Veeky Forums has truly perished

Dubliners? More like DAB-liners!!!! HAHAHA

Veeky Forums? More like a bunch of pretentious faggots who think that just because they have time to read since they don't do anything else in mum's house are to intelligent four us

Back2Leddit friendos

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE WHALE!

Infinite jest? More like Infinite Gasp!!!

Veeky Forums? More like Infinite JUST

this

Metamorphosis?????

How bout a little LESS for sis eh??

Harry Potter? More like Harry Potty! HAHAHAHAHA

Sigmund Freud? More like Sigmund FRAUD!!!!! HAHAHAHA

Doctor Seuss? More like DICK IN ASS!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH

rebbit: the thredd

War and Peace? More like WHORE AND PISS! LOL
Heart of Darkness? More like WHORE OF SHARK PISS! HAHA
Meditations? More like MY DICK TASTE IONS!!!!
Ulysses? More like TFW REJECTED FOR PUBLICATION AGAIN

Ulysses? More like POOlysses

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE MALE!!

notes from the underground? more like notes from the underGROANd

Stoner?

>mfw I started this kind of cancer thread

Cormac McCarthy
More like Snoremac McCarthy
Kurt Vonnegut
More like Kurt Yawnegut
Don Delillo
More like Don Dildo