Moby Dick? More like suck my dick!!! HAHAHA
Moby Dick? More like suck my dick!!! HAHAHA
Infinite Jest? More like INFINITE ASS!!!!! HAHAHAHA
Mein Kampf? More like Mein Cunt!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA
The diary of a young girl? More like THE DIARRHEA OF A YOUNG GIRL!!!! HAHAHA
1984? More like the current year!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Infinite Jest? More like INFINITESIMAL TALENT!!!!! HAHAHAHA
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man? More Like BORE-trait of the Artist as a Young Man
Nice.
Unironic kek
bitches call my dick Moby Dick because it's as big as a whale and is also a dick
bitches call my dick Moby Dick cause once they've had a taste they end up chartering a whaling ship and searching the seven seas just for another piece
bitches call my dick Moby Dick because it is crooked and covered in scars and hunted by sailors
Bitches call my dick Moby Dick because that shit make em gasp like an emoji and may be the biggest in the world and the conflation of emoji and may be leads naturally to Moby
help
Bitches call my dick Moby Dick because I'm white.
>state of Veeky Forums these days
Truly a lost.
The Bible?????
more like the LIEble!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooooohhhhh, because god isn't real!!!!
War and peace? more like Turd and piss hehe
The Picture of Dorian Gray? More like The Picture of Dorian GAY HAHAHA
Moby dick? I eat whale fat
Is this the Reddit containment thread?
a song of ice and fire? more like a shart of gas and mire
It's pretty astonishing how little the mods do considering how bad conditions are and how good they used to be.
More like the Frown and the Fury, ey fellas?
Veeky Forums? More like autistic Veeky Forums! HAHAHAHA
>Not Libel
Sigh.
Ulysses? More like U-shouldn'treadit
Veeky Forums has truly perished
Dubliners? More like DAB-liners!!!! HAHAHA
Veeky Forums? More like a bunch of pretentious faggots who think that just because they have time to read since they don't do anything else in mum's house are to intelligent four us
Back2Leddit friendos
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE WHALE!
Infinite jest? More like Infinite Gasp!!!
Veeky Forums? More like Infinite JUST
this
Metamorphosis?????
How bout a little LESS for sis eh??
Harry Potter? More like Harry Potty! HAHAHAHAHA
Sigmund Freud? More like Sigmund FRAUD!!!!! HAHAHAHA
Doctor Seuss? More like DICK IN ASS!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH
rebbit: the thredd
War and Peace? More like WHORE AND PISS! LOL
Heart of Darkness? More like WHORE OF SHARK PISS! HAHA
Meditations? More like MY DICK TASTE IONS!!!!
Ulysses? More like TFW REJECTED FOR PUBLICATION AGAIN
Ulysses? More like POOlysses
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE MALE!!
notes from the underground? more like notes from the underGROANd
Stoner?
>mfw I started this kind of cancer thread
Cormac McCarthy
More like Snoremac McCarthy
Kurt Vonnegut
More like Kurt Yawnegut
Don Delillo
More like Don Dildo