"Oh hey user, want a slice of pizza?"

>"Oh hey user, want a slice of pizza?"

What do you do?

Do a 360 and walk away

report for shitposting?

Just because there's food on a butt doesn't mean it's a shit.

eat her pussy

this is low quality shitposting, try harder

I would spit on her since I am a faggot and girls are icky.

I'm gonna take over her body and hit up all the pizza places in town.

>that shitty "pizza"
>that fat slut
2/10 to both, would need to be really drunk to even consider either of those.

Get out the knife and fork and enjoy the slice

Throw pizza
Eat Ass

bitch needs a diet

Fuck the pizza
Eat the girl

Mmm, a slice of 'za and a bit of hotdogging. Don't mind if I do!

cum on it

>hand
>shoulder

that's a tranny

Obviously wouldn't eat food that has been on an ass that may have been bare on a toilet seat. I might play with her ass a little and do some sexual stuff but obviously I would clean myself afterwards.

"if there ain't no pink, stick it in the stink"

Damn. Consider me trolled.

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>he doesn't want to pound fresh boipucci while eating a hot slice of 'za
you're gay

BRRRAAAAAAPPP

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fuck off freak

said the homo while posting a gay image