>wake up at 10 am, delete all notices on phone without looking at them
>browse internet while eating breakfast even though I promised myself I wouldn't
>browse internet for 3.5 hours
>go for a walk, feeling down on life
>shitpost on Veeky Forums on phone occasionally while admiring nature
>listen to podcasts and slowly become disgusted with humanity throughout my walk, convinced society is a huge scam
>walk home in darkness at 4 pm, convinced the day is over and I have no time to do anything else
>borrow mum's car, binge on junk food and coffee, telling myself that it's the last time
>drive around, browse Veeky Forums on phone, gawk at normies
>have a coffee fueled epiphany about how to live a successful and fulfilling life (focus on one thing / focus on many things / focus on enjoyment / have no philosophy / that public figure's advice was the key / that public figure's was worthless / strict diet and getting ripped / taking it easy and eating whatever)
>go to gym at 9 pm, lifts somehow the only thing going well
>go to bed at 11.30 pm
>browse internet on phone for 3 hours (very occasionally read a book for 1 to 2 hours)
>write a reminder to myself for when I wake up about what my epiphany was
>somehow fall asleep
Wake up at 10 am, delete all notices on phone without looking at them
I like doing the first thing, i do it often. Sounds like you just have a good idea of whats really going on
Epiktet can set your lonely soul free.
> Sounds like you just have a good idea of whats really going on
>browse internet for 3.5 hours
>borrow mum's car, binge on junk food and coffee, telling myself that it's the last time
>drive around, browse Veeky Forums on phone, gawk at normies
>browse internet on phone for 3 hours
you sure about that?
Sure.
I'm lazy and inept as fuck. My philosophy though, is to revel in my own laziness and ineptitude until the day comes where I've seen it through to its logical conclusion and learned what it is that was bringing me to that place. A somewhat Taoist way of looking at my life.
Are there books about a life like this?
notes
Hm yeah. Someone should write a modern version of this
At least you can pick up heavy objects.
>wake up at 4am hoping it would be at least 6am
>why do my genes have the work ethic of a protestant peasant
>take a piss and notice my face is a little bit puffy
>shouldn't drink beer
>make six cups of coffee, eat a pastry, some yoghurt with oats
>shit twice, I usually read Russell in the toilet because type theory belongs in the shit bin
>notice that the name Meinong is close to 'meinung' meaning 'opinion' and laugh
>read football transfer gossip and shitpost a bit
>go for a jog, it's extremely dark and I'm slipping on snow dodging commuter traffic
>feel pretty damn good after it
>visit my mother because she asked me to
>eat pasta with broccoli and meatballs and politely answer to her obscure religious comments, this pleases her and I'm happy
>get back home and work on duolingo spanish
>get a little bit worried that my darknet orders might get seized by customs
>friend tells me he broke up, no idea what to say about that really
>just tell him not to do anything stupid if he decides to get drunk
>decide to do incline bench and front squats tomorrow, also rows, not sure which yet but a horizontal pull anyhow because i often neglect them
>gonna go to bed at around 10pm
>already had a lot of carbs today so dunno what to cook, an omelette maybe
>worry about insomnia
But OP just did
Are we /r9k/ now?
>switch off my alarm at noon, go back to sleep
>wake up at 4pm, drink some coffee?
>look at my phone: nothing
>get anxiety about having to look for a job and an apartment
>do neither
>read for 4 hours to feel like I'm doing something, but I know I'm not
>if I'm too depressed to read listen to old radio shows on YouTube while doing nothing else
>eat whatever mom cooked up last night
>don't even do the dishes
>the day already slipped by
>meditate for 1-2 hours then write down whatever epiphanies I had
>each time I tell myself this is the last piece of the puzzle, I can go back to living now
>but I've been doing this for two years, since dropping out
>go back to reading/radio until 6am when I finally fall asleep
We need an entire novel written in greentext.
>Wake up at 6pm
>Drink some orange juice
>Get on computer and shitpost until 10pm
>Eat dinner
>Take a shit
>Get back on computer and shitpost until 2am
>Fap
>Shitpost until 4am
>Fap
>Shitpost until 6am
>Fap
>Shitpost until 10am
>Go to bed
...
>waking up before dark
>taking a show
2normie4me
I'll let you in on a secret. The logical conclusion of living that way is a really boring death
So is this your real life or some form of satire?
Both
kys
No, it's not. It's a retarded and small scoped version of hedonistic utilitarianism that has long been abandoned because it's retarded.
Trying to connect it eastern pseudo science doesn't stop you from being a lazy drain on society. Your mother cries about this daily.
>drain on society
How do you drain a spook?
Very carefully
Cool blog post broski, is that way.