I ate a ton of raw bread dough. am i going to die?

i ate a ton of raw bread dough. am i going to die?

you mean toast larvae

Yes. You are going to die.

me too haha

it's possible. Flour sometimes has salmonella in it.

You may or may not explode. Let us know!

How much are we talking??

enjoy your yeast-colonized bowels

As user consumes his raw bread dough composed of flour, yeast cultures, and water, a vast volume and variety of magnificent chemical reactions are occurring within his body to break down his food into usable energy.

it was like half a loaf

i read that the yeast eats the sugars in your stomach and it releases gas. i also read it thrives in places like a human stomach and stomach acid has no "break down" effect on it

basically i'm scared i'm going to explode

wtf i hate science now

Just wait an hour or 2, if you explode please let us know.

He said a ton

How embarassing would it be to die from eating some stupid shit like bread dough

First it'll go straight to your thighs
And then you'll blow up

What if your stomach cooks it and you poop out fully baked bread?

you might have a sore tummy and vomit but that will be the worst

You're going to wish you were dead for a little while.

Eating undercooked dough produces a shit ton of gas in your bowels, which is excruciatingly painful and cramping as the gas works its way through your guts to your sphincter.

Then you've become an oven.

I wonder what that tastes like

expect lots of fizzy feeling burps

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The alcohol it makes may kill some of the pain.

my stomach hurts like a bitch. no more bread dough for me ;-;

The only thing that's going kaboom is your anus.

Take your seat, motherfucker.

Probably pretty shitty.

Is there a non-embarassing food related death?

Discuss.

Eventually, yes, but probably not because of the dough.

Drowning in an industrial sized vat of mass produced food, maybe

Why did you eat it though? I doubt the raw dough would be that appealing?

Just stay away from heat for a while. Or the dough will rise and you will die for sure.

Yes, the uncooked yeast is going to continue to grow inside you until your stomach explodes.

>Being incompetent enough to fall in one of those

That is embarrassing though

So eating just a bit of raw dough would be enough to get some nasty farts but not to get the pain?

Not him but I love the stuff. Great taste and texture, especially honey oat bread dough.

Why do you want to know?

Well I mean if it was an accident, yeah it'd be embarrassing, but if someone pushed you it would be a grissly and horrible murder and you could haunt the place.

It's posts like these that keep me coming back to this cesspit.

OP here. You guys have got me scared. At this point I'm shitting baguettes.

The yeast is going to form a ton of bacteria which will eventually for abscesses.

thanks for the laughs.

Most likely.

hopefully

yeast are living things, and cannot survive in a harsh environment like a human stomach.
Yeast dies out at 3.0-2.5 ph, and your average human has a stomach ph of 1.5-3.0

About thirty cases

It could be like civet coffee.

this. user get ketamine while you can.

i genuinly like the texture and taste of it

OP here. ive come back to tell u all that i didnt explode nor did i shit a loaf. just had mild discomfort for an hour. gonna eat some more dough now