Tfw too intellectual for gf

>tfw too intellectual for gf

i.e. a lonely shut-in loser

>tfw too bad a person for a gf

iktfb

how can one be too intellectual for a gf?

Women are dumb.

you're too bitter to have a gf would be more accurate then

Too afraid to disappoint for searching a "matching" gf, too tired for get "just a" gf.

Yeah, so true.
btw what's your tumblr?

hello roastie whore

>tfw too lit for a chad bf

Nature's plebs

my gf is so dyslexic that talking to her has actively improved my ability to condense complex or challenging ideas into succinct and easy statements. Take advantage of women's stupidity, OP: their dullness is paradoxically a brilliance, one which allows them to reflect your light of inspiration back onto you with greater clarity and precision than you could ever have imagined.

>that think when to intelligent too be happy

What's it like being a virgin?

>tfw no dumdum gf to boss around and be my domestic servant

>ttw to intelligent to convey my ttw to mere humans

>tfw a dumdum who only knows that he don't know nuffin
>Still too intellectual to interact with the plebs
>Not successful enough to interact with the patricians

:(

i want to dice onions

>tfw no sickly pale flow'ret gf

>not to
Learn how to write you """"intellectual""""

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