Veeky Forums humor thread

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and so pornsophiphy was bornt

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The existence of this picture, which took creativity, talent and humor to create, refutes its own point
>warm lit feels

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>I'M HERE FROM /POL/
>TELL ME ABOUT JULIUS EVOLA

kek, always gets me.

OC

it's not as though he didn't exactly see it coming

But she's right. There is a huge difference.

ASoIaF is a decent stepping-stone between utter shit and literature desu. It worked for me, and I started with Potter.

>tfw he complains in literally every post-Zarathustra book about people not understanding his philosophy
>tfw he felt that only 2 people in the whole world actually understood what he was trying to say

What a life.

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well?

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golden meme

It's funny cause the Autist is right. But he is very autistic

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I actually think this is a thing. Ideological agnosticism.

Test

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What's going on here?

i dont get it. I thought that was cute

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not a Veeky Forums meme perse, but there's like a college version of that "FRIDAY NIGHT" picture but it's like advocating for partying on thursday like it's friday...

College bros have their classes scheduled Monday-Thursday

and it is just so presumptuous...

*pornosophy

This is my favorite

holy f

read Floating Opera/The End of the Road by Barth

great thread
>tfw you sit next to Veeky Forums's king IRON MIKE TYSON on the subway

Iktf, but only because I suck at communicating my thoughts, not because they're complex or anything.
;_;

SOCRATIC DIALOG #2
Socrates: I have let my dog lick my pussy many times, and everytime, his BIG penis comes out. How would it feel if I put his penis inside me?

Plato: I have already had my pussy licked by my G/Fs dogs a couple of times, and it was wonderful. A while ago, I was out in the barn, watching our stallion mount 1 of the mares, and for some reason, it got me excited. I sat down on a bale of hay, pulled my panties off, and was feeling, and then fingering myself, when our St. Bernard came into the barn, I guess he had smelled me, as I was getting pretty wet. He came over to me, and started sniffing, and I spread my legs, (I had taken my panties off by then) the next thing I knew, that long, rough textured tongue, was inside me.

Socrates: But girl, did you get off?

Plato: OMG I went off like a rocket, he kept licking, and I kept cumming, and after a few times, I got down on all fours (I couldn’t seem to help myself), and he mounted me. He was already clear out of his sheath, and fully swollen, and about 7 or 8” long. When he went into me, he went all the way in, it was magnificent. If you’ve ever seen a dog humping, they go much faster, and much harder than a man, until they knot, and when that knot swelled inside me, (and it does swell, OMG it fills you up completely, and their right, you can’t get off of them) it was instantly, pressing against my G Spot, The sensation was endless, and out of this world. He just stood there while he was cumming inside me, it felt so fantastic, and so damn hot, squirting against my cervex, and with that fantastic pressure on my G Spot, and I started to cum, and I must have cum 4 or 5 times while he had me knotted, and when he finished, and pulled it out of me, his cum just gushed out of me. OMG they cum 4 times as much as a man, and it felt a lot hotter inside me.

SOCRATIC DIALOG #3
SOCRATES: around my town is usually nothing but bunk pills and they are very expensive. So i call up my cousin from out of town to ask if he can get any good pills and how cheap. Turns out he has good pills and very cheap. Awesome! So me and my girlfriend decide we will take $200 with us and pick up 20 pills. Well my cousin has a very nice house, very nice deck with a very nice hot tub on it, and it just so happens his parents are out of town. So i ask my cousin if he wants to roll with us and i offer him some of my pills. And so we decide to all 3 roll that night at his house.

PLATO: natch.

SOCRATES: Around 10pm we start drinking a little, drinking gets a little boring especially when you have bomb X waiting to be popped 11pm rolls around and we all pop one, change into our swimming suits and get in the hot tub. Things weren’t too lively as i don’t see or talk to my cousin very often so there is not much to talk about and it it pretty boring although relaxing in the hot tub outside listening to music. So we are all just sitting around in the hot tub waiting for the pills to kick in.

PLATO: you gotta be all waiting, this kid was all waiting lol.

SOCRATES: As time goes on we all begin talking more and more about more and more personal things, like how my cousin is a virgin and how he can’t talk to girls very well and how hot he thinks my gf is, things of that sort. About and hour and a half after popping, My gf and cousin are already rolling amazingly as they are pretty new to E so they are talking away. I don’t feel much so i pop another and they also decide to take another. We all start rolling pretty good and talking about things and giving my gf massages and she giving us massages, when we decide to go get our sex dice out of the car. Sounds like fun right? I mean sure im open for anything when im on E and what can i say my gf is a very attractive girl, long blond hair, nice full breasts, the perfect tan skin, flat stomach, super soft perfect legs and a hell of an ass. As my gf returns with the dice we start rolling them and pop all pop another pill. Me and my cousin suggest that my gf take off her top and of course, no objections from anybody due to the ecstasy, the music and just the general perfect atmosphere. So my cousin and I untie her top and suggest that she take off her panties too. LOL =D but she declines. I catch my cousin eyeing my girls breasts and hey i could care less im rolling right.

Continued from PLATO: ye

SOCRATES: My gf hands me the dice i roll a "Lick" and a "Inner thighs". So we proceed and my gf hands the dice to my cousin. "Massage" and "inner thighs" Whatever that’s cool, they both look at me like "i hope he doesnt get pissed". K, my turn, "Suck" and "Nipples" ok so i do it. My cousins turn, "Suck" and "Face", my gf goes "Im just gonna assume that means make out" and turns to start making out with him. He put his hands on her breasts when they were kissing and when they finished she said " I thought it only said Suck Face" lol.. No jealousy on my part, prob due most in part from the pretty pure ecstasy, i actually find it kind of hot that my cousin is so into my gf. As we continue to play on, i notice us all rolling super hard and getting pretty horny as my girlfriends bottoms are off, me and my cousin have already made out with her, sucked on her breasts, licked her down from head to toe lol and not to mention eating her out right in front of him. She let him suck on her nipples while i was down under the belt doing my thing. I look up and see my gf's eyes rolled in the back of her head as she is in pure bliss. My cousin mentions how he really wants to loose his virginity and asks if i would be angry if anything were to happen. Me angry on E? Doesn’t happen so, i approve as she is already sitting on his lap and his arms are around her squezing her breasts and things like that. My girlfirend takes a deep breath in, opens her mouth and lets out a moan and an "o wow" I cant tell whats going on under the water cuz all the jets are on so i move to start fingering my gf cuz hey we are all rolling ballz and horny as hell. As i reach to insert my fingers i find out that my cousin already has his junk half way in her so i say whatever and start making out with her and let him do his thing. After a few minutes of letting my cousin get comfortable with having sex with her and loosen her up a little, she tells me she wants me to join in as well, due to the fact that well i am her bf and all. Well im certainly not gay but sure ill give it a go, we are all so fucked up at this point.

PLATO: naw this kid isn't gay

SOCRATES: My gf doesnt do anal so we are both in the same hole goin at it. This feels pretty damn good, sex while rolling is the shit. Ive never seen such a look of pleasure on my gf's face. The moans from my gf get louder as my cousin says "Wo you better slow down" and my gf says "don’t stop im close". All i can say is that as soon as i felt her vagina tighten up and heard her say "Shit Im going!" and then feel her vagina start to fill with my cousins cum as he starts moaning and says "fuck, me too", it made me cum too which felt so amazing cuz we all went at the same time. It was probably the best and longest orgasm my girlfriend had ever had.

PLATO: yo the end! this kid is all “the end!”

Why the fuck did I laugh at this?

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kek

This one actually made me laugh.

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Wait does Veeky Forums not allow .webm files?

Well what? Do you want everyone who doesn't have it to reply to you and tell you that they don't have it?

The lack of replies implies an answer.

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>he pick books from the Teen section
ffs, Jeb won't ever manage to appear smart

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>tfw haven't been on Veeky Forums for a few years
>my image is still appreciated

always a good feel

>existential crisis: a guide
>the pursue of virtue is not mentioned
>misinterpretation of the concept of ubermensh
>leftism is seen as an alternative to religion
>the only peace option is available through Buddhism

This triggered me deeply.

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This was probably the funniest shit I've seen on here for a while

k

Exactly this. I'm trying SO FUCKING HARD to PROVE people they are wrong 'bout it; not with Truths, but with Facts. No one listen. Literally sick of it.

haven't seen this before. well written

Damn I wish I could write like that. I wish I could BE like that!

still funny

>that was cute
that's what makes it gay and funneh, duh

>I'M HERE FROM /POL/
>TELL ME ABOUT JULIUS EVOLA
Kek, everytime

Fuck, this is cringy.

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>t.autistic guy

I missed the opportunity to watch these videos...
I saw the thread but just ignored, didn't know it would be forever marked in Veeky Forums history.

like all of philosophy?

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I cry everytime

died to this

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:(

Wow it's been so long since I've seen this, I've been remembering Berrycone as the man with the knob on his head, not some minor character. I can't believe it.

>actually laughed at this retarded shit
Jesus Christ, I've come full cycle

Is this a modern age Ulysses?

thats not even like half the thickness of IJ

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I need to read this

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Old but freshly screenshat 4u