While previous research has suggested light-to-moderate drinking may have a protective effect on brain health, the new study showed the opposite, actually finding evidence of harmful associations.
Did you know that the reason we die of old age is because the oxygen we breath deteriorates the cells in our bodies?
Adam Wright
I already have a diagnosed incurable mental illness and a motor issue that stems from brain formation so there's not much more damage that alcohol can do there
Joseph Campbell
So what
Juan Cruz
Good, I hope I need a fucking lobotomy
Austin Carter
Has this study been replicated? No? Then it's worthless shite.
Adam Long
Yay mass media! Let's take one study that hasn't even been reviewed and throw it out as absolute fact because peoples' ears will perk up and hear the next commercial or click on the headline bait to be bombarded with advertisements.
Good goyim.
Justin Torres
What mental illness user?
Noah Cook
Being american.
Logan Wilson
And the sun gives you cancer.
Landon Hall
OBSESSED
John Williams
w/e
Carson Gray
How is that even surprising? If you look up how the body metabolizes alcohol, you would realize it's literally a poison that the body tries to get rid of as fast as possible. Not hyperbole, but an actual poison, even in low amounts.
David Taylor
This, I don't get why anyone would find this hard to believe or remotely unexpected
Angel Davis
What did thinking clearly ever accomplish?
Cameron Perry
The confirmation bias for me is strong, though. Lately I've been feeling loopy, forgetful, mushmouthing words. Then I see this 'study' come out. I dunno, Bros.
Caleb Gomez
I like to fight people who fight well.
Nolan Turner
Also, drunks get what's called a "moment of clarity"
Aaron Gray
reminder: "moderate" drinking means 2-3 alcoholic beverages a day
and to me that isn't moderate, that's the beginnings of a drinking problem
Thomas Carter
Everything is bad for you. Simply eating food is also harmful to the body, via generation of free radicals.
Nutrition is a terrible science, it's heavily lobbied by companies so it's corrupt as fuck. Plus it's difficult to study in the first place since it significantly varies from person to person. Just eat and drink whatever you want
Asher Adams
Even though that study is terrible and even the journals publisher has openly criticized its legitimacy, we already know from other studies that alcohol is one of the worst substances you can possibly consume in terms of brain health
Alcohol is literally classified as a neurotoxin, and a potent one at that. Nobody should really be surprised that it harms your brain, even in small amounts
Josiah Campbell
>Decades of research saying moderate alcohol is fine >3000 years of Italians drinking wine every day on the Mediterranean diet
BUT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE! ONE STUDY IN A SEA OF HUNDREDS SAYS THE OPPOSITE!
Why the fuck would drinking rot-juice from rotting organic matter be bad fo u???
IT FEEL GOOOOD!!!!!
Kayden Roberts
Men, I work at Walmart. I don't really need my brain anyways.
Alexander Morris
My IQ is 185, so I have plenty of brain power to spare. However, I would be wary in your situation. Wouldn't want to drop a few IQ points and put you in the single digits now would we?