Veeky Forums writes its own Bible

Only dubs and above will count. We start with Veeky Forums 1:1, Veeky Forums 1:2, Veeky Forums 1:3. Chapter ends with x:10 then we move to chapter x+1:1, x+1:2 Follow after the last Winrar. (if last Winrar got to write 1:3, then you'll attempt 1:4)

Dr Pavel, I'm CIA

The end.

I'm loving it

Only one enemy remained... Three if you counted the Son and the Holy Spirit.

hedonism is the only virtue

CRASH

Bandicoot

how deep does the rabbit hole go?

Bad idea, the majority of it will just be /b/ and /pol/.

Plump buck Mulligan came screaming across the sky surrounded by heads and bodies.

Stupid idea

First there was friendly discussion. Then was born the original shitposter.

Holy...

Joyce, Pynchon, and Wallace. All shit.

First, God created Jews to run everything. Jews like every firstborn were a spoiled kind so he created money to make them work.

books lmao

This

Its been some time since I gazed upon another human being.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

What was I lookin for again?

reroll

OWWW my COCK!!!!!

It's really unlikely that nobody's gotten dubs yet

Is this the Place where I can learn about Julius Evola?

For me, it is the McChicken.

It was already late when Jesus Immanuel Christ pulled out of that otherworldly hot syrian hooker

I really wish someone would powder my sweet little bum-bum.

"Ye", he spat.

CRASH!

*Sniff*

reroll

"Wow, thats a stinky fart, daddy! OwO"

reroll but change OwO to :3

dicks. The end

farts uh oh....STINKY!!
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UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :))))))):):)
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POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
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WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP

In the beginning there was *BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP* lmao :')