Helllloo everyone, this is.. Running on Empty.... Fooood Review!

His dad looks almost exactly like him with some gray hair and wrinkles. He's got that sort of eternal baby face, like Eddie Marsan in The World's End.

>fooood review

RIP sweet prince

>*pours salsa*
>look at that look at that
kek i fucking love this dude

Apparently never

why does he have to give everyone credit for everything?

These look like the kind of people you inherently trust.

because he knows credit is given where credit is mtn dew

I'd let reviewdad handle my taxes, honestly.

Are we sure this is his son and not a clone?

>tfw he's still living out of his car

why dose he do this again?

Do you think he's proud of him?

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holy fuck his mum looks just like them. i know old money interbreeds to preserve wealth but these people look poor as fuck.

hes the modern day mr. rogers
i dont understand how any faggot could dislike him

I don't get this guy. What's so funny about him?

He's gay

so some inside joke?

In all honesty though he must have some kind of hormonal disorder

He's a simple man
youtube.com/watch?v=gFaZyHxQGYQ

If he did he'd have a much higher voice

begone faggot

there are literally 4 (FOUR) reviewbrah threads in the catalog, currently

Since when did his videos have so many views?

roasties btfo!

At least he never has to worry about it being someone else's kid

/ck can always use one more.

i would love nothing more than for him to review my pussy

He's paranoid that someone is stalking him.

>I know there's plenty of females on Veeky Forums
I want you to name your sources and evidence.

someone IS stalking him

someone from here, most likely

*it ain't me starts playing*

Didn't some fag come on here and post some blurry images of reviewbrah and claim that he yelled at reviewbrah to "review his brownies" or something like that?

>IS

Is there a new stalker or something? The original stalker was caught by police.

proof

My ass. I read it here so it must be true.

What if it was the stalker who said that to make it look like he's already been caught, to throw off investigation?

*record scratch* You're probably wondering how I got in this mess

really made my synapse collapse

STOP IT NOW!!!! I remember when I first found out about Reviewbrah was around 2010 and enjoyed jerking off. Now thanks to all the edgy memelord cunts everyone knows about him and says hes gay. I can't jerk off without the the thought of gay shit now. SCREW YOU GUYS!!!!

reddit

I am. It actually makes me kinda feel dirty but he's my age so it's not wrong. He's just got really sweet eyes and he's so positive.

I feel like I'm looking at the Del Trotter of food

He looks too much like a child.

So progeria?

Plenty of women tell him that he's hot in his youtube comments. I guarantee he's getting some tail.

How would you know that? you are probably the stalker.

how has no one run into this guy in real life? it sort of feels like he interacts with us on youtube, but that he is living in a slightly different timeline

he splits his time between at least two or three states (

so? that doesnt mean theres a lower chance of someone bumping into him. do you think he always uses drive-thru? if he does, and then also works night shifts that could help to explain

Good morning, good day, good afternoon, good evening and good night.

>reddit
Reddit

>he splits his state between at least two or three times
FTFY

reviewbrah is eternal

>implying the stalker isn't a /pol/ack
stay small stay flacid Veeky Forums

bravo

his dad looks like a bank teller
thats called integrity, user

Recently I met a friend's girlfriend who went to high school with our lord and saviour. Closing the gap to so few degrees of separation was the greatest thing to happen to me in recent years.

What if the police are in on it. WHAT IF THE STALKERS A COP

I guarantee he only speaks to about a dozen people in real life and doesn't date at all.

I'm in Florida. If someone can point me close to him I'll stalk him until he's filming somewhere and do a candid interview with him.

old Money families are more modest with spending their wealth, they're not poor. His family is well off.

One of my friends went to college with him

Which means that your friend's GF is from lower NY assumedly

Something about the way he talks is calming. Watching his videos are a good way to relax

How old is Reviewbrah? 23? 24?

I like to be dominated by a straight talking man. He does it for me. Reminds me of my grandpa who was a respectful war veteran and a true patriot.
Those qualities are lacking in today's "men"

He's my age

And how old are you bb

>literal faggot making commentaries on modern manhood

He's an ageless being.

he is. amin.

Anyone who hates this guy is fucking subhuman 100%. It's like the dog test.