Ugly authors

I'm making a list of great ugly authors in order to feel better about myself for being ugly, so far I have:

- Pynchon
- Sartre
- Borges
- Houellebecq
- Flannery O'Connor
- Virginia Woolf
- Socrates
- Joyce (debatable)
- Kafka (debatable)

Anyone else?

All of them, really

You'd have an easier time making a list of good looking writers

Rimbaud

Derrida was fucking hot.

Nah there are plenty of attractive authors like Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Didion etc.

I think in general attractive writers are good at capturing social milleus (Fitzgerald, Hemingway) Whereas ugly writers are more cerebral and caustic (Pynchon, DFW).

Dylan Thomas.

Wtf

Kafka was good looking

Me

>Woolf
>ugly

Camus

Holy shit you are really fucking stupid and bad at telling people's attractiveness from pictures

DFW was constantly getting pussy. Pynchon seduced his friend's wife. Fitzgerald was fucking ugly.

They were hot though

No homo

Also Kafka is pretty goodlooking and actually had a few mistresses/girlfriends and may have even had an illegitimate child (!)

Joyce is not ugly

>Borges
Cute old man, not ugly

Flattering photo.
She was a horseface.

He looked decent as an old man but in his youth he was 4/10 at best.

derrida looks like charlie sheen

He's looking at you. Disappointedly.

Why did you call him ugly, user? Why? He wants to know, with his flowing hair, piercing eyes and handsome chin.

joyce looks great in some pictures but ugly in others

>Pynchon
Not too ugly but definitely not great looking
>Borges
Not really ugly, good looking in fact.
>Joyce
He is actually good looking.
>Kafka
Again, good looking.

Fight me, faggot.

how dare you call Dave "The Sensitive Chad" Wallace ugly

Joyce a cute

...

Pynchon and DFW were very sociable at one point in time.

Pynchon was a cutie

Idk he had something that make me hnngg

It's that smarmy look.

Her intelligence made her much more attractive than she was.
>8/10 would go Nathaniel Branden on her ass

If you consider yourself better looking than Kafka then you don't have any reason to worry.

>he doesn't want to fuck Rimbaud's boypussy

>ugly people
>being good at anything

iktf

TS Eliot was extreamly ugly

Go lift faggot

Bukowski deserves to be on that list. Also Judith Butler if you consider him a writer.

Fetal alcohol syndrome lookin ass

I think Joyce was quite handsome

Source on Pynchon cucking his friend?

>O'Connor
fucking take that back you fucking son of a bitch i will fight you irl you piece of shit mother fucker
sage and reported

atheist, pro choice

>Kafka
>ugly

>Fart McKidfuck
>'great author'
Back to the swamp, frog.

this

she was jew tho

kek

>Socrates

Not an author.

>>Fart McKidfuck
who?

sartre

Camus was not only hot, he cucked Sartre hardcore. Their philosophical differences didnt matter, after Camus fucked Simone, Sartre cried and broke up with Camus

holy pedantry

His wiki I think

>intelligence
LOL

he was a greasy, swarthy, fetid Frenchie with hot breath.

>tfw a fish eyed manlet posturing as a heidegger intellectual
>tfw ur friend is a turbo-chad algerian who justs #yolos and gets all the bitches
>get gf
>she's a commie feminist, says it has to be open
>oh great ill fuck lots of her friends
>tfw she fucks lolis and makes you watch
>tfw turbo-chad friend fucks her

Gertrude Stein
Marguerite Young
Vollmann

and Joyce and Pynchon aren't ugly you hack

Burroughs
Bukowski
Ginsberg
Creeley
Anyone after 1920 with a substance addiction

he was supercute!! omg

Gass

Camus turned down Beauvoir, and she fucked dudes on the side all the time anyway.

Houellebecq is not ugly and he also fucks a lot

I'm tired of this meme, please refrain from posting it again

Socrates didn't wrote a single word.

What about his face? His ass will usually hidden behind clothing.

And he still banged his loli cousin.

>Thereafter, the first piece to provide substantial information about Pynchon's personal life was a biographical account written by a former Cornell University friend, Jules Siegel, and published in Playboy magazine. In his article, Siegel reveals that Pynchon had a complex about his teeth and underwent extensive and painful reconstructive surgery, was nicknamed "Tom" at Cornell and attended Mass diligently, acted as best man at Siegel's wedding, and that he later also had an affair with Siegel's wife. Siegel recalls Pynchon saying he did attend some of Vladimir Nabokov's lectures at Cornell but that he could hardly make out what Nabokov was saying because of his thick Russian accent. Siegel also records Pynchon's commenting: "Every weirdo in the world is on my wavelength", an observation borne out by the crankiness and zealotry that has attached itself to his name and work in subsequent years.[68]