What's the title of your novel?

What's the title of your novel?

I'd tell you but it's theft-worthy

I figure my editor will make a strong suggestion

love, adornment and the things I will never understand.

A Soul In Ev'ry Stone

my diary

desu?

Dear Laurel

Sounds gay desu

>doesn't have a title that encompasses the story it precedes and allows meditation on its many meanings, as well as capturing the attention of possible readers
Get this mophead outta here

Molotov Cocktails on a Thursday Afternoon

A Treatise on the Implications of a Crashing Noise

that is a very cool title.
would make me pick up the book in a bookstore.

Want me to post the first line?

The Jewel That Smashes the Hammer. Came to me in a dream.

go for it.
or post a random paragraph. I always flip to a random page in a book.

This is the opening:

Waking up to a loud crash rarely means something good is happening. It’s never “CRASH! Mom made pancakes!” or “CRASH! We decided to adopt a Golden Retriever!”

ngl, pretty damn cringe.

Is this a Jojo reference?

Mmm. Needs work, sorry.

A guide to shoplifting?

I'm not Retarded, It Was Just a Loose Wire

Faster Than The Speed Of Love

MODOS Drive

Veil Ripper

The Agony of the Melancholy of Being: A Tale of Tangled Hearts

Pseudo-intellectual cringe tier

Cringe tier

Kek

Well, what do you suggest to follow MODOS?

Because you're intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

Why I hate Niggers, Spics, and Jews and how you can too.

Mannequin in the Mirror

First good title in this thread.

I love you too

Crash

Wrath of the wallabies

just look at all that wrath

do not despair senpai, over 100k words into my novel and I still don't know what to call the bloody thing

Oprah book club tier

Unlimited Joke by Dave F. Waller

Trips prove that this will be a best seller and a must-read for all Veeky Forumsnerds and and hipsters for the next 30 years.

The Colossus and the Flower

Cold Cu(n)ts

Spaghetti Fire

A Social History of Defenestration

Gnu are You?: A Fictional History of the Hypno-Sexual Relationship Between Slavoj Zizek and Richard Stallman: Volume I.

Quack Quack: A Duck's Story

Reddit as fuck

Letters From Tehran

Full Mental Anaerobic Workout, Vol. II

Donald Dickmancer and the Berries of Dingle

The Loneliest Hamburger

Com'on, I know it's bad, but I didn't think it'd be this bad.

You're writing for teens, right?

I would read this

Eternity in His Paws

I don't know whether to laugh or cringe

Series: Dynasty of Storms
Book 1: Rising Thunder

I choose laugh, at you specifically, because you can't tell that 2/4 of those are jokes.

Sloppy Shits and Golf

>2/4
Are you merely pretending, or is it me who doesn't get the joke?

Year of the Silkworm

it's 1/4 or 2/4 the only ones i truly believe are the first and last

They're all jokes. The only one that's believable is the third.

Thriving on crumbs

A Thousand Stars Below

I fantasize about ripping out the intestines of women that I find mildly annoying and crawling inside of them in a strictly Asexual way

That last one is certainly within the realm of common desperation.

Quite like these

Slow Dawn

Misaki, or how to disappoint your parents

Apathetics Anonymous

When i said 2/4 were jokes i meant the first two.I can easily see some of the posters here thinking the last two are good titles

Zero

It's like /r9k/-the title, in a pretty obvious way.

Potpurri

I really like this one.

>not Molotov Cocktail Hour

The Hundred Thousend Songs of Michabrepa

I got the reference.

>using a pun as a title
stop

is this actually from a novel, or did Veeky Forums come up with this on their own?

>2017
>Not thanking god for having witnessed the greatest opening line before posting it on a chan


KYS

Who is Tehran?

I believe it's from something by John Green.

Necrophilia and cannibalism? Sign me the fuck up.

It's called "chains". And it's more of a long ass poem than a novel

The working title of my short film screenplay is "Island Hopping"

it's a 1,134 page stream-of-consciousness novel told from the perspective of 'Jason's Deli Meat' employee.

Éamon Callaghan: A tale of suffering

Zelgor and the return of the comblongons to the republic

Disgust: A Treatise in Eleven Chapters

When I Touched Shoulders With The Other

hey brian

Boffing the Big Buford

that's a long one

The Two Novels I'm Working On:
>Divine Wind
>The Fall of The Matriarch (Supposed to a nod to the Marquez novel)

Poetry Collection
>The Lives of Three Emperors, All Named Caesar, and the History of Their Empires.

Pretty cringe desu

>The Lives of Three Emperors, All Named Caesar, and the History of Their Empires.
The Good
>The Fall of The Matriarch (Supposed to a nod to the Marquez novel)
The Bad
>Divine Wind
The Ugly

pillars around walls

That's freakin' awesome, oh wow! That's legitimately hilarious, if that was the first sentence of a book I'd want to read more immediately. Sweet!