I just ate ten entire lunchables in an hour because I was hungry but now I feel like I'm going to die...

I just ate ten entire lunchables in an hour because I was hungry but now I feel like I'm going to die. Am I going to die? I had 6 turkey and cheddar and 2 nachos and 2 cheese pizza. It was supposed to last two weeks

which one of those little girls are you, OP?

Also I drank a fifth of liquor

Are lunchables the MREs of elementary?

Dude that's 2760 calories and 6960mg of sodium, about 3x the daily recommended amount. Of course you're going to feel like death.

buy these instead of lunchables, it's the same shit

>That hiss when you stick the straw into the capri sun

>Lunchables for the morbidly obese

Start drinking water a whole lot of water.

>paying more for less
>eating it all in one sitting

Get your head checked, mate.

It's ok, you'll feel better in two weeks

if i ever get my sorry genes inside a girl and for some miracle she ends up pregnant im never going to let my kid eat anything i didnt cook
rules are they get one candy they choose when they come with me to the supermarket and fast food once a week

But what if your kid doesn't inherit your autism?

they will inherit my rules

Let's be honest; they won't inherit anything because they won't exist.

>party tray

What did they mean by this?

Normies with friends

fatass

I feel bad for kids that had to eat Lunchables for lunch

It will be extremely painful

next time make it 11 kiddo

>a gathering of one

I'd eat the whole thing tbqh

thats like 0.2 oz of salt. that wont fucking kill him