Im getting a dog and i'd like to give her a food name. any suggestions?

Celery

Sausage

Sushi
Nilla
Cola
Salty

Pumpkin. She'll probably go by the nickname Punkie. We named one Pumpkin once and my wife got flustered and called her Panke, so that name ended up sticking.

Puckin purraay

What foods are white people currently jerking themselves off for eating?

smashed avo?

That was like 2003

Vegetables.

>What foods are white people currently jerking themselves off for eating?

Nigger. You might want to take a page from white people and teach your fellow American niggers not to be fucking obese pieces of shit in life.

Marshmallow
Sprinkles
Grape
Pepper
Crawfish

>Nigger. You might want to take a page from white people and teach your fellow American niggers not to be fucking obese pieces of shit in life..

I'm actually white.

But I have the dietary habits and physique of an Asian woman. Currently munching on half a kilo of Napa cabbage.

It's weird seeing people get so excited over ingredients that have been everyday fare for me my whole life.

The standard american diet is disproportionately harmful to black people. It's racist to normalize diets high in animal foods.

>The standard american diet is disproportionately harmful to black people

lol

Food iz racizt!!!!

> 'Merican niggers are so dumb they don't even take responsibility for the foods they eat

OBESITY = sexy right niggers?

>disproportionately harmful to black people

You about you 'Mericans just admit Niggers have zero self control and just fucking can't stop themselves from eating shit food?

& A big part of your obesity problem is 100% "Nigger Culture"

I know this is bait, but wouldn't black people be more able to eat animal protien given that they're more closely related to african hunter gatherers? Whites had to develop lactose tolerance, but i think they relied more on crops and bread than they did meat.

>standard american diet
We all love fried chicken and watermelon, just don't eat it for every goddam meal you stupid niggers.

> Nigger men & women fetishize Obesity = T H I C C

> Tries to blame their obesity, heart disease & diabetes on white people.

Ramsey

>> Nigger men & women fetishize Obesity = T H I C C
>> Tries to blame their obesity, heart disease & diabetes on white people.

IZ WHITE PEOPLE FAULT!!!

Dog.

>get dog
>have to care for dog for ten years
>thats ten years you cant commit suicide
why?

General Tso

Joey.

Shut up, Jay.

Seriously, though, he's right. His dog is named Sausage and it is the cutest pupper ever.

Keeps me from killing myself. Maybe in two years i'll be happy again.

no you wont
you will regret it
and you will hate having the dog around because its a reminder that you cant even decide to die when life gets realy bad
and it will
and it will get even worse

Gaegogi.

Muffin

jizyu tax

Food

Weenie Hut Jr.

McChicken

'go

peanut

Gabagool

Tortilla

Con Cho
Thuc pham

Marbles

Kiwi
Pudding
Nutmeg
Nacho
Noodle
Muffin
Peanut
Sushi
Truffle
Waffle
Dumpling

Pepper.

Lou Malnati

I'm going to one up Noodle on this list. It's phonetically individual and should be easy to train.

Foie

Dont give your dog a boring name just because its easy to train

McChicken™

Gaegogi

PEPPER!

OP, pick from your favorite things, travels, and meaningful associations, I'd say. Dig deep: Here are a few of my own choices:

Pho Tai Nam
Butternut
Cadbury
Biscoff
Poblano
Crunchie
Vidalia
Chow Chow
Macchiato
Gazpacho
Rumaki
Tamale
Popcorn
Scone
Jameson
Heather
Larb
Limoncello
Brennivin
Tokaji
Tuaca
Manhattan (Manny/Hattie)
Margarita
Coco/Cocoa
Schofferhoffer
Hoppy
Pumpkin Spice
Lychee
Hakarl (sharkey)
Puffin
salmiak
Maguey
Langos
Goulash
Dumpling
Schnitzel
Sacher
Dunkel
Spitz

McChicken

Fucking underrated

Chutney
Compote
Loaf
Babaganoosh
Ganasche
Carrot
Cucumber
Pizza
Calzone
Stromboli
Noodle
Gumbo
Strudle
Tart
Mirpiox
Giblets
Offal
Lard
Tripe
Gaspachto
Ceviche
Beignet

My family had a yellow lab that I renamed Spaghetti after a quote from an ATHF episode. She even responded to Spaghetti after a while.

>hating on noodles

Go fuck yourself.

This

Ginger is the obvious one.

Pepper is also good.

Chestnut, you could call her Chessie

Cherry.

Blueberry

Peanuts, that way when you call her you can shout, "PENIS!" and everything would be cool because everyone will think your calling your dog.

That or skittles, because that's a cute name.

Dinner

Beef bologna

Chinaman's Delight

Myrna

Suklaa

Means chocolate in Finnish

Pepperoni

Crumpet

Roast Beef.

OP, You must name her Hot Pocket.

Jack Scalfani

Mince or Menchi

please be a weeaboo and get this.

Sooo, you're saying we should have seperate but equal foods? That really, we should segregated the foods to easily distinguish what is meant for blacks and what is meant for non blacks? Or as I like to call them, people of lightness. Yes, PoL.

Call her "Brownie" for all the little brownies she'll be leaving around for you to pick up and carry home unless you're a piece of shit.

>OP, You must name her Hot Pocket.
That sounds like a bestiality porn star.

No, everyone should eat better. It's also a raw deal for women. Clit arteries are an order of magnitude thinner than dick arteries, but no one notices female ED. So their sex sucks because their clits are clogged with cholesterol and then they have to be widows for decades because their husbands died from eating much more of that "masculine" food and less vegetables.

Niggers need bigger dicks to make their way past the fat layers. Sexual selection in action.

Wa-la

kebap

PUPPERONI

Name him after me, I have a cool name.

this

Bento

Warirmelinz n chiginz

Pelmeni

hershey
cookie
cheeto

goza

Kommandant Schäferhund

Peanuts

this.