J.K. Rowling

Name a worse author
pro tip: you can't

What the hell is wrong with her?
The books themselves were not that degenerate.

its a meme you dip

pls post link to the tweet

I always knew Hufflepuff was the true patrician house

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Jej fanfic incoming

Thats true though, Faggot just didnt pay attention when reading.

>a bunch of teenagers away from parental supervision with no sex ed classes
>conservative attitude towards sex (likely also abortion)
>no pregnancies in the entire series

Were the sluts getting sent to a farm upstate or something?

>Group masturbation sessions
What the fuck

Birth control spell.

>tonks can alter her appearance at will
>she doesn't spend her time disguised as a woman with perfect tits and ass
unrealistic portrayal of women desu

>tfw you don't feel like looking this up to see if it's real
It's real.

Next it will be how many Syrian refugees Hogwarts accepts, and how Hogwarts supports open borders in Europe.

"Mrs Rowling, what would be Cornelius Fudge's stance on the rollback of 2010's Dodd-Frank regulations, and would he agree that the so-called "Vockner" rule, which restricted wizarding banks from making speculative investments similar to those that led to the 2008 magic crisis, is a necessary precaution for a healthy wizarding economy?"

I wish there was a script that auto-banned anyone who posted a screencap of a social media site.

foetus deletus

That actress was pretty qt desu

It's a joke user, not a real post. This is Veeky Forums for fucks sake.

She is a regressive liberal nutjob who writes shitty children novels for adults and shitty erotica novels for children

E.L. James.

This just makes me like her. Fuck frogfags.

>Literally became a billionaire.
>shitposts on twatter because she can

I envy her desu

The only way to kill frogposters is to stop replying to their threads. But no one ever does and we keep getting the same stupid meme over an over again.

with her answer, she is a patriarchal man lacking self awareness. nothing to be liked.

Not only is she a terrible author, but her fanbase is incredibly childish.

Is this racism or..?

She's a poster child for insipid milquetoast liberalism, but Rand and Heinlein were probably worse.

Underrated post

virgin shamers are the worse.

It's not a great book, but Stranger in a Strange Land is better than anything Rowling ever wrote.

>This just makes me like her. Fuck frogfags.

You're as clueless as she is. Frogposters use Pepe to expose the left and bring about their true colors for all to see. Hence the smugness.

It was a decent line from her but she is too clueless to see how absolutely she fell for that snare. She gave that frogposters exactly what he wanted in that exchange. The progressive gets petty and cruel when the progressive is challenged or doesn't get its way. Exposing this hypocritical otherness of modern progressives to people is what frogposters often set about doing.

Hahaha.

it's a british thing. Look up cream on a cracker.

But what rule of pro sexuality Progressivism does insulting virgins break?

>you will never be a billionaire who spends all day shitposting on twitter

>[gentlemen] use [logic] to expose the [theists] and bring about their true colors for all to see. Hence the smugness.
>Exposing this hypocritical otherness of modern [theists] to people is what [gentlemen] often set about doing.
>not being super embarrassed to unironically type that shit

>thinks Hogwarts is in america

this is why the american """education""" meme started

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nice thread /pol/. Shame you had to rely on tumblr for your fake tweet though

>Pan puffs and Ace puffs
why would they turn themselves into kitchenware and playing cards for sex?

J.K Rowling isn't a literary mastermind, but here she is describing something that is known to have happened in strict English bording schools, which she took her inspiration from.

I bet you think you're really fuckin' clever, too.

>J.K Rowling isn't a literary mastermind
understatement of the millennia

>regressive liberal

Ah yes, that old chestnut.

>masturbation circles happen in English boarding schools
g-go on

Remember to sage and report. Or better still, report and ignore

Christopher Hitchens did it IIRC. Its not uncommon between young people in high school either. Everybodies had thing where a friend is bragging about being jerked off by his non-existant girlfriend and offers to show you what it felt like.

>tfw you will never play soggy biscuit with your hufflepuff chums

AND THE JEW COME WITH A RAVENCLAW

someone I know is on a submarine, and to pass time, they play something called "bonar wars" wherein someone screams BONAR WARS! and everyone in their room whips out their dick and tries to get themselves hard. The first one wins.

Must be embarrassing for the less endowed fellas.

After three months in a tube under the ocean, I don't think anyone really gives a shit.

why the hell would they do it together? why not do it alone like everyone else?

holy shit that cannot be real.

> Goldstein the jewish wizard
> Seamus Finnegan the Irish Wizard
> Parvati Patil the Indian Wizard
> Cho Chang the Asian wizard

Is JK actually a racist? Was the black wizard called Nigger Jim?