Itt: shit only stupid people buy

>AND it can last forever in a freezer
So can ground beef.

t. flyover

>couldn't tell the difference.

For me, its gotta be the mcchicken.

>Frozen Fries

Come on asshole how do you think people who are out of the house 12 hours a day survive?

>be coast fag
>can't stand the thought someone is happy living somewhere that costs 1/8th the price my shitty 200sqft. loft costs.

whats wrong with frozen fries?

wrong again, flyover retard. i'm not american i have 1500 sq ft. and land, and i promise i can identify cheap garbage frozen meat, bottle dressing and shitty cheese

>everyone has time to make a meal from scratch

Get a real job.

>salad dressing

god yeah i love eating plain lettuce too op

Not judging your situation specifically, but I find that people that claim to be constantly too busy waste a ton of time on inane nonsense.

If I don't catch myself I'm guilty of this quite often actually.

Salad dressing is at its most basic: oil with vinegar to taste

i worked 10 hours today. this shit's all made from scratch, with a lot of ingredients i canned earlier in the year

the most basic is lemon juice. vinegar might be abundant but it is not basic

>i have 1500 sq ft. and land

Bragging about having 500 sq ft less than the average poverty American - on a board about cooking, no less!

What a tremendous faggot. I guarantee this fuck stick can't tell the difference between shredded cheese and big block parm.

you dont come across the way you think you do. ew

i don't know what big block parm is. sounds like a dumb flyover american thing

I've noticed this quite a lot on Veeky Forums. They are jealous we can walk 200 yards to our deer stand and raise vegetables out the ass. Pic related, the garlic we harvested today.

The irony is, they could slave in the coastal cities and scrimp and save for 15 years, buy a decent plot of land, and live like kings. But they refuse to sacrifice for that long. At any rate, it's what I did, and sure I'm living in a socially and politically deemed backwater in the south, but who gives a fuck when the entire fucking country is run by gangsters? Attempt to get as independent as possible is my recommendation.

>thinking alpha males care about what beta faggots think of them

Lad, whew.

it's fine if you're not a gross fatty who thinks normal people won't know the difference between fresh ground beef and frozen lfbt waste burgers

>I'm living in a socially and politically deemed backwater in the south,
>because I couldn't hack it at a real Job for more than a couple years
>because I can't socialize like a normal person

Bleak as fuck.

you replied though

>frozen fries

you wot m8?

>medium rare
>ketchup

>egg whites

You can buy just egg whites?

>beef for stewing
>steaks for grilling
>meat for braising

GO TO A BUTCHER

STOP BUYING NO NAME MEAT

don't you feel special

>bleak as fuck

Really? Growing your own vegetables, hunting game within meters of your property, taxes relatively cheap because coastal fucks keep us solvent, at least until this monstrosity budget that are causing my flyover congressmen to sweat bricks.

Are there people who actually make thousand island from scratch for their reubens?

it's retardedly easy to make

How about making it from scratch and making it look good. Because that looks like garbage, fuck you

Learn to manage your fucking time.

>thousand island from scratch for reubens

No. No self respecting human would use thousand island on reubens. I use Martha Stewarts homemade Russian Dressing recipe and.have always received accolades. Get better.

looks good to me desu

>Cookie dough
>Box cake mixes
>Frozen stir-fry/pasta bags
>Pic related

You need to factor in capable people feeding large amounts or saving time.

Egg whites are dumb as fuck, fat free dairy too. Frozen foods regardless of quality are sued as a time saver or a mass feed device - kids too. I dont have kids, id never eat a frozen burger - but people who have shit to do would and thats okay.
Shredded cheese is SIGNIFICANTLY worse than legitimate. I grew up on drunk dad eating colby slabs of kraft, its nothing compared to actual cheese. Dressing is obviously good if you like it, I dont eat salad so whatever.

Nothing, fries are not a food of finesse frozen or homemade. You gain no skills, maybe some minor flavor boons making yourself. Between parboiling and mixing its obviously worth it to bake frozen in 90% of cases and I dont do that but as a treat.

The real shit that should be posted here are things like pic related - my store sells these three for five dollars. A five pound bag is three. They sell chopped vegetables for 500% markup (Its a meijer). Those are the things that should be fucking posted. Salmon fillets for 25 dollars in frozen section.

>parboiling fries
confirmed know nothing

You parboil the potato and cut instantly out of water, it dehydrates the outer layers of potato and crisps better, but please share more information with me I like to learn.

you'll achieve all that and more par frying them

What's the problem with skim milk?

So close to those trips.

ok, so i love this board, but i'm a newfag, what does "t." mean and what's a "flyover?"

t. is a scandinavian salutation on a letter like "sincerely"
flyover is a place in the usa that you fly over is opposed to "fly intos" like socal and nyc

hey, fuck you man, cool whip box mix brownies are fucking supreme when you're in need of some fucking brownies but only have $5 to spare

i bet you don't even like ice cream unless it's churned homemade and with three-day old smegma as the salt you fucking niggardly faggot

fucking lol, so many imageboard insults make so much more sense to me now, thanks m8

Get a real job is code for, "I have a shit job and you should, too!" Today I got paid $100/hr to stand around, drink beer and tell people what to do, while praising and encouraging them to do better. If you can't pull at least a third of that off you're not working smart.

Anything from a grocery store olive bar. That shit sits out all day in the open air and is unpopular so turnover is non-existent.

This is actually something I want to do one day. What state did you pick in the south? I think I would miss the winter.

>like socal and nyc
You mean those places that have become completely irrelevant?

Not that user, but I'd recommend Virginia if you can manage. I hear they have nice orchards and the hills would be neat. I've always wanted to terrace farm.

Personally, I'd just do greenhouses in Wyoming or Montana. Land's cheap as balls there I've been told. Believeable too, as there's only, like, six people living in Wyoming and half of them don't know they're actually in Montana.

Then again, I'm no agricultural expert. I live in rural Kansas, so the only things I can help you with are corn, wheat, and hay, and I know next to nothing about those too.

>diet soda
>lite beer
>cruelty-free
>mixed/bagged greens
>processed cheese
>sports drinks with electrolyte magic technology
>bottled water
>pregnancy tests
>morning after pills
>greeting cards
>anything "because it's on sale"

>diet soda
soda in general is piss. only good for mixed drinks and barbecues with children
>mixed/bagged greens
what's wrong with that? some places don't have fresh greens
>sports drink with electrolytes
not everyone's a fatass living in his mother's basement drinking soda and thinking up conspiracy theories on how electrolyte counts don't actually deplete when people sweat a fuckton
>pregnancy tests
>morning after pills
you do know that people have sex, right? they might like to know if it's just a late period or if they fucked up bigtime. i'll concede that if they did it right, they wouldn't need a morning after pill though
>greeting cards
>"Welcome back from college/work/military deployment, nephew that I barely get to see because our schedules never seem to match, here's $20 and my address, drop by and have a beer sometime!"
god, what fucking normies, wanting to actually stay in touch with the people they love

>Egg whites
This, times a thousand. Why on earth would you waste your money buying egg whites when you can just use your own cum instead?
I'll never understand some people.

Why the fuck do they even have these?
I've never even seen someone use the olive bar.

>I'll never understand some people.

You never understood anyone, Aubrey.

>i'll concede that if they did it right, they wouldn't need a morning after pill though
Condoms break some times.

Not everyone is a man and even some men can't produce cum.

I'm sure you could find a reliable wholesaler, and I'd be willing to bet some people might even provide it free of charge.
Where there's a will there's a way, don't be lazy.

>frozen anything
>microwave anything
>taco "kits" (literally solidified corn starch)

I dont think its that he "doesnt like" it. Its more that those items show both ignorance and low effort. Judging by your response i'd say you're probably the type of person he is talking about.

>only restaurant is applebees
>olive garden is considered fine dining
>all the women are fat but with no ass or tits
>neighbors have 30 barking chained dogs
>wal mart is considered a hobby
>meth
>old people
No thanks.

>being American
top lol
go2 Alaska or something

That they do. But I avoid needing condoms by making sure it's somewhere else when I cum. Added benefit of not needing a morning after pill, though I understand that the situation might call for one now that you've menioned that.
>inb4 leg-locking, forgetting, surprise nut, etc.
I don't fuck random people, I know the girl for a while before I try with her. If a bitch leglocks me, I'll just stand up and slam her, a fractured dick is cheaper than 18 years of extra taxes. And being demisexual makes things easy if it breaks; sex is not a necessity in my life, and I count that as a blessing.

you seem like a real faggot

Except a hamburger is piss easy to make and it only takes 5-10 minutes to prepare the fucking patties.

Shh don't tell them that they'll get mad about having to pay thousands a month to live next to niggers