I just ate a whole box of these without realizing it

I just ate a whole box of these without realizing it.
Holy shit am I going to die? How man ypounds did I just gain, these things are better than Goldfish.

>Better than Goldfish

You're gunna have some thick poops later

why the one hole?

so they don't get puffy

hot and spicy cheez it are worth becoming skinny fat

because 2 holes would be silly

they have a disgusting after taste though
just like oreos

They're nowhere near as bad as Doritos or whatever

MEATY ORANGE POOP IMMANENT

appx 1950 calories, so about 1/2 lb potentially

>better than goldfish
the only thing worse than cheez-it's are cheeto's

Shit taste detected

Dad used to eat these with sour cream all the time. Motherfucking delicious.

Enjoy you new pant size ;)

if you choke on one you can breathe through the hole

every food should have a hole in it desu. if every had holes in it no one would ever choke on anything again

>pouring Cheez-Its into tomato soup and eating them with a spoon like cereal

Its the simple things in life that produce the biggest, smelliest farts

Fuck you, Trips. Cheese-It's are the fucking BOMB, yo.

Hope you like making snakes, kid.

>better than Goldfish.

He probably wears sweat pants with a super elastic waist band

>they have a disgusting after taste though
>just like oreos

i'm medium bmi, and sometimes i pig the heck out and don't worry about it because some days i don't eat anything and most days i eat medium
don't wowrry about it man

Oreos might have a bad after taste for you because the "cream" is made with vegetable shortening, which doesn't melt in your mouth like other fats. So it just leaves this kind of greasy coating that has to slowly dissolve away. Either that or you just don't like the more bitter chocolate cookie, but I like that part.

just tell your mom to stop buying junk faggot. do you want to get the beetus and die at 45?